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Season 10

I WILL NOT FILE FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS

BUTT.BUTT IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS

NO ONE CARES WHAT MY DEFINITION OF "IS" IS

I WILL NOT SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

I AM NOT A LICENSED HAIRSTYLIST

"THE PRESIDENT DID IT" IS NOT AN EXCUSE

MY MOM IS NOT DATING JERRY SEINFELD

SHERRI DOES NOT "GOT BACK"

I WILL NOT DO THE DIRTY BIRD

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY SCIATICA

HILLBILLIES ARE PEOPLE TOO

GRAMMAR IS NOT A TIME OF WASTE

I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

IT DOES NOT SUCK TO BE YOU

A TRAINED APE COULD NOT TEACH GYM

LOOSE TEETH DON'T NEED MY HELP

I HAVE NEITHER BEEN THERE NOR DONE THAT

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS

I'M SO VERY TIRED

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