Season 05

THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY

ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY

I WILL NOT SAY SPRINGFIELD JUST TO GET APPLAUSE

I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS

MY HOMER WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN

I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE

I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY

ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS

THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH "HAIL SATAN!"

I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES

THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL

FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN

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