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News from Palmwarez!

9/15/99 Visor Support. Palmwarez! will be offering full support for Visor applications when it arrives. Since the Visor is only a weakly modified version of a PalmPilot, you can expect a full range of cracked applications shortly after it passes the 'hype' stage and begins selling.

(Visor is the new device from the team behind the design of the original PalmPilot. This should be obvious since it looks just like it with the exception of the 'breakthrough' girly case colors.)

9/09/99 Palmwarez Customer Support Bulletin. Many of our users have reported difficulty using links on this page. If this is a problem for you, please click here.

5/01/99 Palmwarez Customer Support Bulletin. The team at Palmwarez will be attending the WarezDevCon in Singapore for the first two weeks of May. We regret the fact that support via email will be unavailable during this time. But hell, you get lousy support when you do pay for software and everything here is free.

5/01/99 The Great Pilot Username Change! Join Palmwarez on June 1st when we sponsor the largest event to hit the Palm community since the keyboard. On this fabulous day, everyone will be switching the username on their handheld to warez. Why? We've registered all of the most popular apps with that name! [More info]

4/7/99 Beta testers needed! Palmwarez! is currently seeking applicants to verify that the nag screens that we painstakingly remove from time-limited software will not reappear. If you're interested in working for a company on the leading edge of technology, please drop us a line. [More info]

4/7/99 Service Fees Due to the high demand placed on this site, we regretfully announce that we will be charging small fees for downloading software packages. These fees will be extremely small and customers will still realize a 95% savings off of the full price of most programs. We are not attempting to make a profit, we are merely attempting to pay for the excess bandwidth used by our clients. And hell, it's much better then giving the cash to greedy developers!

Pleasant surprises from the warez world

9/11/99 Our chief's story In this provacative interview, Jessup Ford, the founder of Palmwarez!, recalls the glory days of his company and ideals. "Software should be free to download with the fear of being caught." [More info]

5/19/99 The ultimate tool! Palmwarez! is pleased to announce the availability of CrackMaster 1.0. CM 1.0 is an app that will crack all shareware or trialware already installed on your handheld, in one sweep! Advanced RBlah technology enables CM 1.0 to crack most future products as well! And best of all, CM 1.0 is free for all. [Get it ]

3/16/99 Show your support for Palmwarez! by placing this graphic on your website. Or better yet, print this page, cut out the badge and pin it on your shirt. Wear it with pride!

3/16/99 Our customers strike back! Apparently, some visitors to Palmwarez! aren't satisfied with our commitment to quality...

"man u suck, u bringin real hack0rs into disrespect. Ur obviously some 50yr old cun7, who has loads money and can afford to pay rip-off prices for shitty software. Us y0ung hack0rs however, can't. So fuck you corporate fat pig !"

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Latest additions

9/10/99 A new version of that software that syncs with Outlook's Journal has been released! And as always...


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4/7/99 Is the display on your new unit streaking? No problemo!


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2/16/99 Want to be able to view MS Office documents on your handheld? So did we...


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2/15/99 Many foolish people are buying that new pocket finance software. Why?


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1/17/99 There's a new software package out there that lets you view informative databases. Don't burn your burger and soda money on it! We have a special version we call StealInfo. (hehe)


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