Famous Sayings

It's a well known fact that computing devices such as the abacus were invented thousands of years ago. But it's not well known that the first use of a common computer protocol occured in the Old Testament. This, of course, was when Moses aborted the Egyptians' process with a control-sea... -- Tom Galloway

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. -- Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Recursion.
Recursion who?
Knock Knock...

At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats. -- The Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985

One item could not be deleted because it was missing. -- Mac System 7.0b1 error message

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -- Woody Allen

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