Welcome to my shitty web page
Hello all & welcome back to the wonderful world of ME. I've been away for awhile & too damn lazy to get back to this shit for something like 2 years I think. Well I'm back & I have decided that It will be far less work to post shit about me right here instead of writing emails to everyone. Emails are annoying...especially the ones I write, so I'm gonna give people the choice. I'll send out a link to this site & ask if you want an alert when I update, If so I'll send you an email when I do so & you can click the link or not.
P.S. If the letters or symbols are
GREEN, They probably take you somewhere.

Latest updates:
Toilet Paper Shootout: Saturday, Sept. 30, 2006

ME: Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2006

NEWS: Tuesday, Sept. 5, 2005 (This was actually 2006, I just forget the year it is sometimes.)

GUESTBOOK: It's down below, I put it there to be signed. (Hint: click sign my guestbook)
URGENT!!! some kind of guestbook trash mail thing happened & filled up my guestbook with crap about someone named marty & online casinos (???) I have to fix it, you'll have to wait to sign it.

Look forward to:
A look at my great nephew Dustin as well as a story about him.
An all new humor section as I sort out the details of it.
NEWS
ME
For some reason this page got really messed up when I tried to center it properly as you will see. I will fix it but for now I think it's kinda funny that people will read such an annoying layout.
TOILET PAPER SHOOTOUT