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Shimadzu is guided by "Kai-$hit" - the philosophy of perpetual poopy!

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Thinking Shimadzu software.... think BUGS!

Shimadzu

is a

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Shimadzu President Shigehiko Hattori, Chairman Kikuo Fujiwara & Amelia Adams.... what a low-life trio!

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Why do business with a company that lies, denies and conceals?

Shimadzu exploding fire!

Shimadzu's disgruntled Terry Adams fueled this raging fire!!!

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Online reviewers have deemed the facts on this homepage to be 100% accurate....

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BTW: Shimadzu has never challenged the veracity of the facts presented herein!

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Hardware Foibles....

Shimadzu GC Blows Up

GC-MS Horrors

HPLC/GC-MS Crashes

GC/MS Crap

LC-MS Crap

HPLC Autosampler Plugging

HPLC Autoinjector Problems

GC Craps Out at South Pole

Toss that Shimadzu GC

GC-16A Problems

TOC-5000 Headaches

TOC is a Lemon

SHITmadzu UV-160

UV-1601 vs UV-160

RF-xxxx Junk

Spectrofluorometer Junk

 

Software Foibles....

Class VD (EZChrom)

Class VP/PDA Problems

EZChrom Bugs

GC-MS Software is Awful

Inferior Data Systems

Programming Weaknesses

Get a Refund

UV-Vis $hitware

 

Field Sales Foibles....

Ladies Club Anyone?

Toxic Terms & Conditions

Keeping  Mum About Y2K

 

Tech Support Foibles....

Clueless Tech Support

No Help Once Again

Techs Train Themselves

Questionable Credentials

Former Employee Talks

 

Service Dept Foibles....

Beer Bashes

Sexual Harassment

Get Free Service Work

Just Say NO

Service Alternatives

 

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Shimadzu is a worldwide organization that has a myriad of problems as you will see. The parent company is rooted in Japan, a culture that prides itself on burying it's troubling past. In keeping with this theme, Shimadzu USA (Columbia, MD) has repeatedly attempted to regulate free speech on the internet by going to great lengths to censure this website! Shimadzu has since been instructed to cease and desist! Do the lowlifes at Shimadzu have something to hide.... you betcha! Does Shimadzu want you to see the disquieting information that others have written? Let's just say that this unscrupulous organization will pull the wool over your eyes if you let them.... DON'T let them!

The accompanying web pages contain many references to Shimadzu equipment that has been characterized as defective, difficult to use, not intuitive, low quality, and unreliable, for starters. And similar things have been voiced about Shimadzu's technical support and service departments. This is why one rarely finds reference to the use of Shimadzu equipment in the scientific literature. Shimadzu will tell you the things that you want to hear but they won't tell you what you need to hear (eg, Shimadzu specializes in lies, denials and disappointments). Remember, this is an organization that SHOULD NOT be trusted!

Maybe you've seen and heard enough already but consider perusing what a disloyal Shimadzu Regional Manager had to say.... read his timeless memo! Then you can make up your own mind about Shimadzu products, service and support! If you have any lingering doubts, you might ask why Shimadzu has seen a decline in net sales (when adjusted for inflation) from 1993 to 2006 (that's 14 years running) when compared to FY 1992 (we'll take some of the credit for this). All is not well, this anemic corporation is hemorrhaging profusely. They won't tell you this --- we just did! Remember, DENY and LIE is what they do BEST!

So you might ask.... what kind of purchasing considerations and demo demo guidelines should one adopt before doing business with a prospective vendor? You might also inquire.... who is selling quality instrumentation that is both rugged and reliable? Well, check out our preferred vendor list!

 

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Where there is a will.... there is always a way!

 

The editor(s) of this website compilation stand firmly behind the information contained herein. The factual info on these pages has been researched and found to be very credible.... it speaks volumes! Please don't let some corporate figurehead affiliated with Shimadzu Corporation, Kratos Group or one of their subsidiaries to tell you otherwise. We continue to welcome your constructive comments, stories, observations and tales!

 

DISCLAIMER: We are not responsible for the comments expressed by our contributors which may appear on these pages.

 

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There are not enough firetrucks in the world to put out Shimadzu's fires!

The Awards That Shimadzu Didn't Get....

Pittcon

ACS

Reader's Choice

IBO Industrial Design

Editors' Page 2006

 

What Customers Say....

Customer Testimonial

Disgusted Customers

Shimadzu In Denial

Unhappy Customers

NIH Is Disappointed

Searching for Answers

BOYCOTT Shimadzu

Shimadzu's Nobel Laureate Declared UNWORTHY

 

What Employees Say....

Quotable Quotes

In-House Employee Speaks

 

What Industry Says....

Analytical Consumer

PhorTech Reports

Preferred Global Vendor

VWR Washes It's Hands

Patent Infringement

HP Whips Butt

Bad References

$hit on Shimadzu Medical

ESA Embraces Agilent

 

Shimadzu Lawsuits....

Shimadzu SUES Customers

Old Habits Die Hard

Same Dirty Old Tricks

 

If you bought HAZMAT from Shimadzu or worked with it at Shimadzu....

File Your HAZMAT Claim

Clients Exposed to HAZMAT

 

Just print and post....

The $hitmadzu Consumer ALERTS Poster

 

NOT buying Shimadzu....

As of 30 June 2008, more than 910 customers worldwide have written us expressing their disdain for Shimadzu and stating that they won't be doing business with Shimadzu. Please chime in with your response!

 

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