Prostitute Awaits Her ‘Golden John’
By Christopher

She stands tall, 5’11” maybe, with long blond hair and a body that is stick thin, save her breasts. They are so large that, on her small frame, they are either fake or she is a delicious genetic freak. Every night for the past 24 years, this woman, Deeevine Buttercup, has sauntered down to the street in revealing outfits so that she may entice possible buyers. Several men stop for her each night, but none has been able to meet her ridiculously high asking price of two million dollars.
She started after dropping out of college, because it seemed like such an “easy way to make money.” Seemed is the operative word there, for Buttercup, who refuses to give her real name, has never actually made a sale. In fact, she is a virgin. At 43, she just may be the oldest one here at Nassau Community College.
Buttercup has returned to school and has been attending classes at Nassau for a year now, in the hopes that the degree she earns in mortuary science will allow her to get a better job. Aside from her personal business at night, Buttercup also works as a barmaid and as a waitress at a local Friendly’s. Balancing school and all three jobs has been “very tiring,” admits Buttercup. “If I can get the degree and then get a steady, well paying job then I should be able to continue with my real job,” Buttercup added.
When asked why she does not lower her price, Buttercup admits that she thinks having sex with a complete stranger is disgusting, but for a certain price she is willing to do it. Two million dollars is the lowest price she is willing to do it for, and she will never have to do it again because she will be rich. In her opinion, the fact she is a virgin only sweetens the deal. Her age is of no concern to her because, as she puts it, it means “I am experienced.” When confronted with the idea that she is not experienced because she is a virgin, Buttercup stared at the ground before muttering, “Well, I don’t think that matters.”
Perhaps one day Deeevine Buttercup will be solicited by a wealthy man and her dreams will come true. Stranger things have happened.