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Point Counterpoint: Want to Cyber?



Techbombs3745:
hey, how’s it goin?
Bratwurstboy72: hi
Techbombs3745: a/s/l?
Bratwurstboy72: 19/m/NY
Techbombs3745: cool, im 18/f/NY
Bratwurstboy72: cool
Techbombs3745: so, what part of New York are you from?
Bratwurstboy72: Long Island
Techbombs3745: nice, I’m from the city
Bratwurstboy72: cool
Techbombs3745: so do you like to cyber?
Bratwurstboy72: no
Techbombs3745: oh, why not? have you ever tried it?
Bratwurstboy72: no
Techbombs3745: ooohhh, a cyber-virgin
Techbombs3745: well I like a good challenge
Techbombs3745: so we’re both sitting on the couch, and it’s our third date
Techbombs3745: we both like each other but were scared to make the first move
Techbombs3745: you could cut the sexual tension with a knife, even better, with your dick
Bratwurstboy72: what the fuck? Leave me alone freak
Techbombs3745: you don’t like an aggressive woman?
Techbombs3745: maybe if I send you my pic
Techbombs3745 wants to directly connect.
Bratwurstboy72 cancels request; no connection was made.
Techbombs3745: come on baby, everyone says I’m hot
Bratwurstboy72: i’ll bet, fine send it, I need a good laugh
Techbombs3745 wants to directly connect.
Bratwurstboy72 is now directly connected.
Techbombs3745:

Bratwurstboy72: that’s not you
Techbombs3745: it is too, come on, cyber fuck me bratwurst boy
Techbombs3745: I’ll nibble on your bratwurst…then you can plunge your sausage into my bun
Bratwurstboy72: that girl isn’t 18
Bratwurstboy72: and what the fuck is that Carmen electra?
Bratwurstboy72: wait a second, is this joe?
Techbombs3745: haha, you got me, so now let’s cyber
Bratwurstboy72: no, that would be so gay
Techbombs3745: it will be our little secret, come on, I’m soooo cyber horny
Bratwurstboy72: this isn’t joe
Techbombs3745: that’s it, I rip off your pants and start buttfucking you
Bratwurstboy72: eww, leave me alone, cyber rapist
Techbombs3745: you’re begging for more


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