Comedian's Grove or "Funny stuff said on the Legend of the Five Rings Mailing List"

Okay, so you are on a Legend of the Five Rings Mailing List and you send what you consider a witty post. Unfortunately, all you receive is dead silence from the list. Were you less funny than you thought or are people too polite to clog the list with "That was funny" one liner posts? You start to question whether you have any comedy value at all. Or you may find that the most recent thread of how Crab is screwed in the current set or how can I make an even faster Dragon Water Monk deck is boring you to tears. Well, this site is the answer to your prayers. Within these hallowed halls you will find insults, curses, complaints, and general good natured ribbing because I want people to know that their humor is appreciated (and so I can read them myself!) So come on in, have a laugh or two, and feel comforted that at least one person chuckled at your inanity! Disclaimer:  Most of these posts have been reposted without permission.  If that is problematic, email me and I will remove it. --Bayushi Chisa P.S. Removed files will be fed to my cat, Cow. I will curse your name until my dying day!

Holy Hantei, no updates since November! I would feel ashamed, but working 9-5 Monday through Friday leaves little internet time. Also, I managed to back log over 300 messages for myself. *Sigh* Nonetheless, here is an update. Still focusing on Ricepaper right now, but more will follow. (I hope) Another Rokugani Joke (adapted from an old tale): One day in the Shinomen Forest  Phoenix was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that Phoenix had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today Lion was chasing after  Scorpion to have for dinner. Phoenix called for the two to stop. The Phoenix said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Lion, you go first." Lion thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the lions in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, Scorpion asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. Lion was amazed at the stupidity of  Scorpion, wasting his wish like that. It was the lion's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the lions in the next forest were female as well." Scorpion asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. Lion was shocked that the Scorpion was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle. For the last wish Lion thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the lions in the world, besides me, were female." Scorpion grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that Lion was gay."

Last Updated: 05/16/04 12:17 pm Added to Ricepaper. Added to Shiba Halls. Created CCG. Backlog of 260 (139 of which are Scorpion)

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