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A Bunglesniff's Guide To Life!
Welcome, but first, please wipe your feet!
Ahh, now don't they feel better for it?  Welcome to a Bunglesniff's Guide To LIfe, and what a guide it is.   While visiting the site you will learn of the heros Conor, Mike and Birch, who brave grumpy cleaners and bog roll deficent cubicles to give you the first definitive toilet guide.  However we are not solely in the business of toilet ratings oh no! that would be crazy we also encorporate good old fashioned rubbish into the site to give it a warm fuzzy feel and to pad it out a bit.
This is a kangaroo...the relevance of this animal is non existence but hey who cares its wearing boxing gloves.
Please Bear with us, It does get better,  we just rarely can be arsed to change any information that we post on the site
Toilet Ratings: As a hobby, we go round and rate toilets, mainly based in the UK and Ireland. (and no we dont have girlfreinds
Contact Page: E-Mail addresses, Web Site address, if you are strange enough to wish to contact us, then proceed to sit down and ask what you want to do with your life
Profiles: Yes, a small insight into our personalities, highly intellectual minds, pictures of us on the Toilet and in small holes.  Quality Entertainment for all the family.
Profiles Page 2:  A small insight into the strange little people that we have encountered before or during the making of this B-Grade, shoddy website
Our wistful proverbs sponsored by Joe's Crematorium- You kill em we grill em.  Anyone who goes by the name of Birch would be best advised to look away now.
Click on this mystery link if you dare and marvel at the secret wonders it beholds.
Toilet rating International thats right weve extended our reach to our holiday destinations to help you when your in holiday if you ever go these places youll thank us for it.  French, Spanish and Scottish tranlsation coming soon.
Favourites: A little insight into our opinions on certain things like Communism (I'm for it) and  more importantly Childrens TV
disclaimer 1:I hearby declare that anyone who is foolish enough to copy our actions or better us in any way should drop their trousers in front of Margaret Thatcher and receive a good old Tory paddlling. This is an order from the high courts of Bunglesniffdom.
disclaimer 2: We do not mean to insult anyone by this website, or be racist, facist or all round nasty-pasty! If we have, we are sorry! Please send £1 or $1.50 to Sorry Dude, P.O. Box...
Look, It's a Donkey! What a happy character he is, and he isn't wearing clothes, so you North American donkey porn lovers will go home satisfied!
Meet the Team:
Top (Left to Right): Bod, Alberto Frog
Bottom: Farmer Barleymow, Frank the Postman, Aunt Flo, PC Copper
If we get more than 4 hits this wasn't such a waste of time.
I apologise for allowing Mike the freedom to garnish the site with the bald winking twat son of a bitch that is bod.  Mike is currently undergoing a long and painful operation that will turn him into some sort of turnip as a punishment. Birch is next.
Congratulations old bean, you have made it to the bottom of the page! Please give yourself a pat on the back, then return to the top and visit one of many of our top quality links...I don't see clicking!