After wading through three years of random separations, my bouts of insecure whimsy, and the veritable mountain of paperwork the Russian government demands for a foreigner to steal one of its citizens, I finally managed to snare Vika into my nefarious clutches. Yes, gentlemen, the most beautiful woman in the world is now officially off the market!

Appropriately enough, and in keeping with our love of the unconventional, we deliberately chose September 13th as our wedding day because it fell on a Friday, and I personally like it because it will help me to never forget my anniversary....NOT a good thing to do!