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Sorry, everybody, but I deleted some quotes... as well as some names(I don't have their permission, and if they ever found out that I quoted them, they might get angry...) I'm sorry if you're offended by some of these quotes, but they made me chuckle. Ho ho! Chuckle! | |||||||||
"I don't want you walking around like a nerd mobile." Man: Is that a magic nickel? Woman: Is that a magic nickel?! -people at DIA "You know, I bet less people would smoke if it killed them immediatly..." -Sean Carlson "I wish someone would bring me the paper every morning so I could have it for breakfast..." -Jackie Carlson "Why do girls wear make-up? Because they're ugly!" "Have you ever seen a fat barbie doll?" "Ah, it's such a beautiful day... TO BE ATTACKED BY TERRORISTS!!!" -on September 11, 2001 "Just... Get away from me!" -me, to my pants "Playing soccer with a bowling ball is fun! ...but I feel sorry for the goalie." "Caution- plastic bag" -plastic bag Customers who wear clothes also shop for... -Amazon.com "Male. Female. Not sure." -options on a personality quiz How to play with a friend: Take turns. -The Legend of Zelda instruction booklet "Yoshi's game is like a baby's bottom... smooth... but explosive!" -Sandy Green "In order to win you have to know how to mate." (She meant checkmate :-P ) "We all know that guys pee standing up, but I don't think any guys poop standing up." "I wish I was strait like you..." "...son of a bitch! Sorry... I probably should say that. Well... They said it in Harry Potter. If you can say it in Harry Potter, you can say it here." -Russ Wardinsky IHOP waitress: Can I get you something to drink? Me: Milk? IHOP waitress: Is 7UP OK? (She didn't speak a whole lot of English, and I didn't speak a whole of Spanish.) "I just think boys have... such... small... imaginations... Like: 'LET'S KICK EACH OTHER!!!'" -Arielle Aylor drpuzzle1: is it a frat party? HumanBean17: No. HumanBean17: You know how much I hate Frat boys. drpuzzle1: I don't even know what that means HumanBean17: They're losers. HumanBean17: Stay away from them. drpuzzle1: ok drpuzzle1: I'll stay away from fat people |