"Yeah he'd be all like, "Would you like to try on this thong, sir?" all gentlemen like" -Seven
"Oh and he'll have lots of gold chains" -Seven
"Hey it's silver!" -Soup
"Joe you're going to wear purple velvet" -Seven
"Smooth. Very smooth.;)" -Joe
"Where you goin with that gun in yopur hand?" -Soup
"Gun? Who has a gun?" -Pickett
"It's not a gun I'm just happy to see you all" -Joe
"Soup will be a padawon pimp. He'll even have a little braid as he learns the ways of the pimp"
-Seven
"Like a pimp in training" -Pickett
"Joe teach soup everything you know" -Seven
"I've got a lovely bunch of cocunuts..." -Joe
"Oh god.." -Pickett
"That's what the showman said, it's gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes.." -Joe
"Man this is GAYNESS"-Mikey
"Hey Mikey welcome to chat." -Seven
"I listen to bowling for soup...so what.." -Soup
"Rivers is the law" -Xekias
"Rivers should suck a tailpipe..he pisses me off" -Soupo
"SHUT THE FUCK UP"-Mikey
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"-Joe
"Nice to see chat's back" -Seven
"You called them faggots?" -Red
"Either faggots or crackers I can't remember" -Mikey
"POOPERS" -Xekias
"MTV2 shoved them down my throat" -Mikey
"And god forbid he change the channel" -Pichitachi
"Of course, too much fuckin effort" -Mikey
"Yeah way easier to just bitch about it" -Pichitachi
"It's just too hard to take the remote out of his ass" -Pickett
"My grandfather made a condom joke last night" -Ant
"Your grandfather knows about condoms" -Pickett
"Obviously not, she's here. ahaha" -Pichitachi
"My shirt says "I'm gay" -Mikey
"It's true" -Pickett
"I know" -Mikey
"God hates you" -Mikey
"Weezies have sex? I just always thought of us as a group so socially awkward as to only be capable of masturbation" -Ant
"Dammit she used to be 16"-Pichitachi
"People grow, Pich" -Seven
"I know, make them stop" -Pichitachi
"Seven marry me" -Joe
"Ok Joe be right over" -Seven
"Hey when someone makes fun of you just be like You Whackoroni Biotch!" -Jon
"I gossip about myself" -Joe
"Booger" -Xekias
"Did you just call me booger?" -Seven
"No. I swear." -Xekias
"I told someone I'd hang out with them tonight and now I don't want to" -Seven
"Say this: anna nicole is gay" -Xekias
"I'll just say Explosive Diareah and turn off aim" -Seven
"I hate Burger King. Biger. BURGER. wtf that doesn't even look right." -Xekias
"Ahh joe did you turn off my speaker?" -Seven
"Ah sorry, it's back on now" -Joe
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"you can be my assmonkey" -Pickett
"score!" -funkykangaroo26
"brian's so cute. i just wanna put him in my purse and carry him around" - xekias
"one time i couldn't remember how to spell the.
then it came to me five minutes later" -Skavoovieshoes
"hmm i need to give the cat a bath. with me luck" -redsweater
"get a dog" -thecowsaysmoo
"and a tounge comming out where my penis is. Er where it is SUPPOSED to be" -zxjinn describing his KISS Boxers
"they sold puppy chow today. and i got 4 bags. yum" -xekias
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"I <3 Chuck Palahniuk" -Red-Sweater
"don't be so down on yourself, I'm sure you're greater than or equal to at least 3 chuch palahniuk's" -OsakaAquabus
"oh I thought [red_sweater] was Red. and I always knew he was gay but didn't know he had a boyfriend" -Squapples
"i only have your church number. i can only stalk you on Sundays" -SevenPinkerton
"red.. you're from missouri right?" -Zoe
"yeah" -TheRedAlbum
"are you in to acting?" -Zoe
"yeah. Missouri is a great place for us struggling actors" -TheRedAlbum
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"I always take it off" -Pichitachi
"I HAVE HOBO HAIR!"- Xekias
"OMG IF XEK POPS UP AT ME ONE MORE TIME" -Pichitachi
"I need a queen" -Pichitachi
"He's right there" -Xekias
* xekias points @ osakaaa*
"I want some musical boxers, that play christmas music, that would be so sweet" -Joe
"Maybe I'm a gay dog" -SevenPinkerton
"ZX...COME BACK TO BED!! THE GOATS ARE GETTING COLD!" -ChokingAnteater
"Oh rivz....i am so your bitch. please spank me" - "kylevh" (buzzy)
"no no me first" - "ridd1" (pichitachi)
"don't spank ridd....spank me. ridd got spanked last time" -" kylevh" (buzzy)
" hey hey. theres two hands, and two butts, i could do it at the same time,
but im being spoonfed right now" -"Rivaz" (xekias)
"But a movie with 16 orgasm scenes can't be wrong. Even if you don't understand the language"
-ChokingAnteater
"This [chat] is like a gay bar" -SevenPinkerton
"I'm going to skank it at the mormon dance this saturday, heehee" -Joe
"So, skank it, meaning a rousing game of spin the tail on the donky?"-Adia
"For him, yes"-pichitachi
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"Lightning just hit outside my window like three times in a row." -Chokinganteater
"Go stand outside your window" -Pickett
"Newfies = newfoundlanders but we call all the coast people newfies cuz we hate them. Its like how la hates new york: -Kevgore
"Oh, they have that rap hate thing up there too" -TheCowSaysMoo
"East coast, west coast" -Pichitachi
"All the white canadian rappers" -TheCowSaysMoo
"Girls swallow 6 pounds of lipstick in their lifetime" -Joe
"I eat that much in a day" -Osaka_Aquabus
"I woke up in the shower once" -Pickett
"But where did you fall asleep?" -Pichitachi
"I was like, how did i get in here?" -Pickett
"Thats the thing pichi..I don't remember going home"-Pickett
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"OO GUM!" -Xekias
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" VIBRATORS ARE NOT THE SAME!" -AdiaAdore
"Damn straight" -TheCowSaysMoo
"lol, i shouldn't even try to be funny, i know. i'm too sane" -Blueberrie101
"Him biting me said no, but his eyes said yes" -Osaka Aquabus
"Rivers dating game consists of two things, a lot of asian girls and a lot of saki" -TheCowSaysMoo
"Its like, hey that truck is going pretty fast but i'll cross the street anyway" -Pickett
"Why is it so quiet? Like...we're all...like...: -AdiaAdore
"Dirty." -SkavoovieShoes
"wow, I've never seen one that comes, says something, THEN forgets they're here, all in like 2 seconds" -Osaka
"Well, every weezie suffers from ADD. They come in..and they are like "woah...a butterfly.."" -Pichitachi
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"You said right click?"-Osaka
"No Osaka, Left click." -Pickett
"Can I use the middle button?" -Osaka
"No!" -Pickett
"Wait, am I using my mouse for this?" -Osaka
"Yes Osaka" -Pickett
"Ohh! I was tapping on the monitor" -Osaka
"I missed you moosie icon. See that? he wagged his tail. That means he missed me too" -Moo
"I almost did I love annimals, but then again her parents will likely find it. so I opted for another design" -Joe
"So just say you're into beastiality and you can't spell" -Osaka
"That'll work good.. considering her parents already hate him" -Pichitachi
""Have I ever told you how much your daughter reminds me of this one pet I used to have"" -Osaka
"Woooooow............my dog is glowing in the dark" -Shoes
*makes love to her sweet octopus* -Xekias
"There's a blitch in my program" -Buzzy
"Holy crap something licked my foot" -Shoes
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THE BOXER VS BRIEF SEQUEL, clickity
"I don't think that boy's old enough to be interested in girls" -Pichitachi
"That's ok. Neither am I. They have cooties." -Joe
"Abe Lincoln should have been president of the nba" -Osaka
"If only basketball was invented then" -Pichitachi
"psh, he invented it, he just never told anyone" -Osaka
"after his seances" -Pichitachi
"With dead people they had contacted. 'Jesus for the lay up!' "IN YOUR FACE MOSES" -Osaka
"I think I checked bisexual on the survery today" -Joe
"I share a bathroom with 25 guys" -Joe
"That would explain a lot" -Osaka
"the bisexual thing...cough" -Pichitachi
"And then my dad fucked it up again..no wonder it's gay" -Xekias
"Well tell your dad to stop fucking the computer. That's not how you have cybersex" -Joe
"I need a life. I need a wife. I need a knife." -Buzzy
"Gonads and strife" -Joe
"I need to doodie. Thank god for depends." -Pickett
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY OCTOPUS"-Xekias
"Well jack me with a bowl and call me inker" -Xekias
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"save me oh geocities gods SAVE ME" -Seven
"Seven, I think that when you start praying to a website it's time to back away and get out into the real world" -ChockingAnteater
..real...world..?" -Seven
"Take it easy, I know it's a difficult concept." -ChockingAnteater
"I can't tell you for the life of me the last time I had a pb+j sandwich. Yep. Yea I'll stop talking now and play solataire" -Pichitachi
"Fine I'll just go play solataire" -Pichitachi
"Have fun" -Osaka
"Oh I am having fun. Me and the king & queen are throwing a party, and you're not invited." -Pichitachi
"I feel so left out" -Osaka
"You should, even the jack is invited" -Pichitachi
"AHAH FUCKER I WAS RIGHT AHAHAHAA" -Pichitachi
"what?" -Seven
"Nothing..I'm just uh..talking to myself" -Pichtachi
"LEAVE BENJI" -Joe
*benji changes name to NOTbenji*
"Oh it's not benji..I must be mistaken.." -Joe
"I'm trying to read macbeth, read chat, and listen to phantom of the opera all at the same time. It's not working very well. For all I know, a guy in a mask is singing opera while telling stories about shoes and killing people and seeing ghosts" -Funkykangaroo
"Mikey & I are discussing how hot, or how ugly, julian casablanca is" -Pichitachi
"OMG POKEMON IS ON! HOLY SHITBALLS OF GRACE" -Xekias
"Books backwards is skoob..heehee" -Joe
"They sandwiched julian casablanca between Jay-Z and nelly. So it was an oreo cookie." -Mikey
"watching real world is getting a life?" -Moo
"Watching real world is watching other people's screwed up lives and still wishing you were them" -Seven
"you can't leave. You're here for good." -Joe
"Yes he can" -Scuba Steve
"NO HE CAN'T I am OP I make the rules. New rule: Benji cannot leave" -Joe
"Joe is god to weeziechat" -Benji
"BOW DOWN TO ME. peasants." -Joe
"It's been reported that the United States is considering pushing back an attack on Iraq until after the 1st of the year. When asked why a White House spokesperson said, 'It's hard to get President Bush to focus on anything until after Santa comes."
-conan
"Snerk: the candy that dosen't get caught in your keyboard" -Erin (Seven's Roomie)
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"Weezie bbq!" -Pickett
*Pickett gets roasted over an open fire with an apple in her mouth*
"That's one food I'd give up my virignity for" -Seven
"I meant vegetarianism." -Seven
"I bet people come here actually expecting to talk about weezer, and they get like, lesbian talk" -Moo
"What do chambers of socks do?" -SuperGrover
"Stop watching that sicko" -Osaka
"It's engrossing" -Moo
"It puts the gross in engrossing" -Osaka
"Well if it looks like a computer, and smells like a computer, then it must be a duck" -Pichitachi
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"Girls don't sweat, we glow" -Seven
"Right, we glisten" -Pichitachi
"That's just you two, it's the radiation from the monitor" -Osaka
"Oh yeah.."pinkerton does not suck" thongs..that's what i want" -Pichitachi
"Isn't that what we are all waiting for?" -Osaka
"Yeah good thing my birthday is coming up, now i have something to ask my parents for, or no even better, my grandma" -Pichitachi
"Fence in your room" -Osaka
"I'd run into walls" -Seven
"That's okay"-Osaka
"That's okay" -Pichitachi
"It'll make it more fun" -Osaka
"You sicko" -Pichitachi
"I'm not the one IMing myself on yahoo messenger, am I?" -Osaka
"I'm only causing harm to myself, no one else" -Pichitachi
"Silly weezies. Crack is for chickens." -Xekias
"My name is Stan, welcome to Hell" -Xekias
"Stan is really the guy running hell" -Pichitachi
"Stan Rodriguez, CEO, Hell" -Osaka
"Daily show calls" -Adia
"Fuck. the daily show. I don't want to get up. But..I will for Jon." -Pichitachi
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"In PA, It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law." -Pichitachi
"Yes!" -Soup
"Excited about living with 120 men soup?" -Osaka
"Yeah let me go get 119 men and we'll buy a house" -Soup
"I bet one of osakas feet are black and the other one is mexican" -Pickett
"My whole legs not just my feet. It's racial harmony in my pants" -Osaka
"TALK TO THE HAND...ER...NO....TALK TO THE ELBOW....CAUSE...SOMETHING.....OH...THEH AND AINT WORTH EXTENDING....YEAH."
-SuperGrover
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"1.8777 <- aw. Pickes on the keyboard." -Xekias
[]'''< again" -Xekias
"Xek..maybe you need something stronger than ridilin, like..a psychiatric ward" -Pichitachi
"What is she doing?" -Seven
"I don't know, I think typing with a pickle. I'm quite scared either way" -Pichtachi
"Wow Air is so good" -Xekias
"Go play hockey" -Soup
"Go churn butter" -Osaka
"Go...speak french" -Soup
"Go have sex with all of your first and second cousins" -Osaka
"How bad is it when you cough up blood?" -Shoes
"Um, bad." -Adia
" ...........damn" -Shoes
"lol shoes what the hell is wrong with you. you get hit by cars, step on glass, cough up blood" -Osaka
"Im apparently very sick, it started out as a cold. im a bad omen stay away" -Shoes
"You need a rubber room. do they know what it is?" -Osaka
"A room made of rubber?" -Shoes
"Doesn't everyone else here go to school?"-ChokingAnteater
"Pfft i'm a kinder care drop out" -Pickett
"That explains it..."-ChokingAnteater
"[the playboy mansion] is soooo cluttered and stuffy. like the hallways are all close" -Moo
"Yeah i'd hate being at the playboy mansion" -Red
"The inside isnt that great, the outside is wwwooooooooooooowwwww" -Moo
"I'd be like "fuck this. these hallways are too close. im leaving"" -Red
"It just takes sometime. lil girl your in the middle of the ride. psychobitch is coming to kill you alright heeeeey you know they're all the same"-Moo
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"Forgot my hat" -Shoes
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"I have an image of all these crackers having an orgy" -Pickett
"Well thats what they do. all piled on top of eachother in a box" -Pichitachi
"Those aren't crumbs, those are babies!" -Pickett
"Soup dont you know you can buy love" -Moo
"I don't need to buy me love" -Soup
"Yes you do. id start saving up too" -Moo
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"We'll start a trend. Soon Britney Spears will be in PJs" -Seven
"Psh, PJs are underground. If anyone else starts wearing them, I'm going naked" -Osaka
"I even told them to fuck off today" -Osaka
"So..what exactly do these people do..say hi, and you yell fuck off?" -Pichitachi
"No, the guy confronted me today, in the parking lot" -Osaka
"With what..a knife?" -Pichitachi
"Even worse, the C word" -Osaka
"Cat" -Pichitachi
"Cute" -Osaka
"I knew you gave off the gay vibe online but..in real life too. That's just awful. Well..good if your looking for guys" -Pichitachi
"Maybe I should, it'd be easier" -Osaka
"Obviously you're having better luck with guys, why not go for it" -Pichitachi
"Exactly, maybe I will" -Osaka
"I'm only gay cause it's the easy way out"-Osakla
"Sure sure, that's what all guys say as they take the first step out of the closet. Take another step and just admit it" -Pichitachi
"I am the biggest, most flaming homosexual ever. I like men because I find them sexy" -Osaka
"There you go, I'm proud of you" -Pichitachi
"dnndn dnndndn ha dndn"-Pichitachi
"Hmm"-Osaka
"I'm..uh..singing" -Pichitachi
"I see" -Osaka
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"THE CAPS KEY IS OFF. AND I HIT IT AGAIN AND IT'S STILL CAPPED"-Zxjinn
"Hit the power button on your computer" -Osaka
"NO! THAT TURNS OFF THE MACHINE" -Zxjinn
"No it doesn't" -Osaka
"Then proceed to the wall, and rip out phone/network cable" -Osaka
"NO, CAT 5 STAYS THERE" -Zxjinn
"Open the window and push the tower out" -Osaka
"I DON'T LIVE WITH WINDOWS"-Zxjinn
"Then just powerslam it on the floor. Be creative, come on." -Osaka
"Just pick it up and throw it down the stairs.. same effect" -Pichitachi
"I DON'T HAVE STAIRS. I COULD PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE"-Zxjinn
"MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IM DOWNLOADING A BILLION SONGS." -Zxjinn
"Yeah..you have an std virus..ahaha" -Pichitachi
"ahahaha" -Osaka
"YOUR ARE SO STUPID" -Zxjinn
"Your suck" -Osaka
"JUST BREAK YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER"-Osaka
"nooo. hey. cool." -Zxjinn
"Break your computer anyway" -Osaka
"Okay"-Zxjinn
“You say I have to take the computer into the bath
to fix it? Should I turn it off this time?” -Zxjinn
“I have a feeling you'll only do it once” -Osaka
“No, leave them on and plugged in, and drop them into the bathtub while you're taking a bath, it cleans the viruses out” -Osaka
“Ohhh, the soap and stuff, cool” -Zxjinn
“Look there’s an easier way. The radio is connected to the
computer. just go take a bath, and leave the radio plugged in and on and take it in with you, its way easier to carry” -Pichitachi
“Yeah, that too, anything electric really, it'll clean your computer through the power lines.” -Osaka
“What about the monitor, I have a snake living inside it” -Zxjinn
"If the snake is poisonous make sure to bring it in the bath with you, and flick it's head a lot,
they like that” -Osaka
“Sweeeeeet, this is going to be so cool”-Zxjinn
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“k brb” - zx[batheinganti-virus]
“Have fun” -Osaka
“lol I can see the headline tomorrow” -Osaka
“Mormon killed by trying to surf the internet in the tub"-Pichitachi
“If they drop the second "m" in that headline it might be more appropriate” -ChokingAnteater
“It’s the same thing” -Pichitachi
"God is an idea not unlike popcorn" -Seven
"Yeah, put God in a microwave and he explodes" -Orielly02
"AW! FUCK THIS COMPUTER! !#%^$#@$^%$#$%$#" -Orielly02
"No cybering with your computer Orielly" -Pichitachi
"Sven, you are SUCH a stalker" -Orielly02
"She's an amatuer, she doesn't even use google" -Pichitachi
"ticket master is evil. They charge you l43875889w8u09858937 dollars to buy one ticket. As their "service fee" -Pichitachi
"Service this! *points to crotch*" -Orielly02
"With a w in it" -Adia
"Romans used letters, why can't I"-Pichitachi
"Seven as a chaperone "Alright boys and girls it's time for our hourly viewing of newsies!" -Funkykangaroo
"Did everyone bring their knickers? No? OFF THE BUS!" -SevenPinkerton
"What? No Weezer in your cd player? OUT!" -Funkykangaroo
"DID I HEAR THE WORD CREED? OK EVERYONE DOWN,I M BLOWING THIS BUS TO HELL"-SevenPinkerton
"Throwing Up Penises, the book that teaches children how to read good" -Orielly02
"Awwww I missed you guys. I'd be happier, except I might puke." -Orielly02
"I didn't know guys could get raped" -SevenPinkerton
"Sure they can" -Xekias
"By guys perhaps" -Soup
"No, cause they hafta have a reaction, before they can, you know.." -Seven
"Yeah, we know" -Soup
"You weren't suppose to fuck the computer you wrre just suppose to bathe with it" -Pichitachi
"When I bathe with something I usually have sex with it." -Zxjinn
"We had sex, it was all good till I hit the power button" -Zxjinn
"Okay some people need new away messages" -Pichitachi
"But then they'd all be like Joe, "Scratching my eye, brb"-Osaka
"I'll pass on all the depressed shit I've been reading on people's away messages" -Pichitachi
"Then just im them some childrens songs and happy things while their away" -Osaka
"Hey Seven. I think you need to uh..take a bath" -Pichitachi
"It has been an hour hasnt it" -Seven
"But don't forget, it's most effective if you blow dry your hair while STILL in the bath" -Pichitachi
"Don't lie Seven you know you're a slut ;)" -Pichitachi
"Oh yeah I fuck everything that walks into my room" -SevenPinkerton
"Hey me too" -Osaka
"DON'T MAKE DUN!"-Pichitachi
"I AM SOOOOOOO HUNGRY" -Seven
"I'm sorry" -Buzzy
"It's ok. I'll just eat the newbies" -Seven
"It's a beautiful day... for hot gay teen lawn chair slut
humpin'" -Joe
"Arg, I'll just deal with it tomorrow" -Moo
"Why are you wearing a tie?" -theRedAlbum
"I need to dress like the secretary general tomorrow
for Global. it'd be so much easier if kofi annan had a vagina." -Moo
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"Actually he's pretending to have sex with Rivers" -Pickett
"I did that once" -Seven
"Seven will you make sweat love to me?" -Orielly02
"I hate hw, it's so not fun, I'm just going to give up" -Pichitachi
"That's a good life lesson. If it's not fun, give up" -Osaka
"I have a banana. I mean. I don't have a banana." -Adia
"If it wasn't for America, or specifically Rivers Cuomo, how would all the Asian girls have lost their virginity at 14?" -Osaka
"You guys gotta stop leaving stuff when you sleep with Stapp" -Seven
"Sven, it's really easy to leave stuff after sleeping with Stapp, I mean, since the only way that happens is he has to drug you.." -Orielly02
"He has to drug you?"-Pichitachi
"He didn't drug me" -Osaka
"I mean, yeah, he drugged me too.." -Pichitachi
"I love you and love is real therefore I am real and i just wrote a saves the day song" -Seven
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"omg Joe is SUCH A MORMON. He sends me this link :http://www.1on1.net/1valor/image1/stought.gif"-Pichitachi
"I don't want to do any homework due friday night...so tomorrow..I'm gonna die" -Pichitachi
"IM GOING INSANE" -Pichitachi
"I'm a greedy first worlder, the pudding is all mine. Some people have the bombs, some people have the guns, I have the pudding." -Osaka
"I counted on my fingers" -Pichitachi
"So did I, exept, I fucked up, which is sad" -Osaka
"They wouldn't lemme put fuck. What if my name was fuck mcmotherfucker and i wanted my nick to be that. That's discrimmination. I'm going tio legally change my name tofuck mcmotherfucker and fight for the rights of people with curse words in their names" -Osaka
"I was sitting on a boat dock with my friend looking for shooting stars and i was like, do you think a person would get caught if they dumped a body in this lake? and she was like YOUR SO RANDOM HOW DID YOU THINK OF THAT? I was like...isn't it an obvious thought? just an acute observation?" -Moo
"Yeah if you're in the russian mafia" -Bob
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"Wanna know something really bad? I called my g/f "Rivers" on accident" -Soup
"Haha, I'd love to be in a relationship with a guy that mistakes me for a 32 year old man" -Seven
"Creed doean't have a bassist" -Red
"Creed doesn't have a lot of things" -Adia
"1) talent 2) a bassist" -Pichitachi
"3) penises" -Red
"Oh yes, I'm a porn fiend, I put Red's stash to shame" -Pichitachi
"Me fail english? umpossible!" -Adia
"Unpossible" -Pichitachi
"Shut up, neither of them are words" -Adia
"But mine's the correct wrong word" -Pichitachi
"Is elmo a muppet?" -Soup
"No" -Osaka
"Then why was kermit on sesame street? This is confusing" -Soup
"Fur Elise is about me, but, Beethoven spelt my name wrong. I tried saying "IT'S E-L-Y-S-E" but he must have read my lips wrong." -Pichitachi
"What do you call that game where you sit in a circle and go 'duck...duck...'" -Grover
"duck duck goose" -Osaka
"duck duck goose"-Squapples
"duck duck goose"- Pichitachi
"ARG NO THATS SO WRONG, ITS CALLED DUCK DUCK GREY DUCK" -Grover
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"WHOOSH" -Pichitachi
"SHUT UP THAT IS SO MINE"-Osaka
"You know what's really good?" -Adia
"I'm really good" -Pichi
"air conditioning...and..pichi..but mostly airconditioning" -Adia
"WELL I just ate a bunch of pineapples..CUZ I KNOW YOU CARE"-Pichitachi
"Scott's tits look like they're about to eat Brian" -Pickett
"Squaps you were a lesbian for 20 seconds" -Seven
"Wow..that was exciting" -Squapples
"Imagine a egyptian statue of chris carrabba, the immensity of his sideburns"-Seven
"And that damn flippy doo in his hair" -Pichitachi
"every holy day he would rain down tears" -Seven
"Elyse just stays in her room all day watching porn and cartoons" -Seven
"Sounds like me" -Pichitachi
"+porn times 100" -Osaka
"Leave your stds between your friends and the bus" -Pichitachi
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"deop osaka is he ain't gonna talk, who does he think he is, joe?" -Moo
"IM NOT ANTISOCIAL"-Seven
"ok who took over seven's computer and typed that" -Pich
"If roo was a guy she would be so gay" -Moo
"if you were a guy you would be gay too" -Osaka
"Unless your a lesbian now" -Osaka
"Well, moo's a lesbian gym teacher, so she'd be a straight guy" -Pich
"what's emo sex? them crying while doing it?" -Pich
"It's them having sex and complaining about it afterwards" -Moo
"During a dashboard show" -Jason
"SAND I AIN'T GAKIN" -Seven trying to say And I Ain't Fakin'
"Have your roomie talk to me!" -Pichitachi
"Pich..NO" -Seven
"Aww why not? I'm the coolest of the cool" -Pichitachi
"You can charm her with your jokes" -Squapples
"I'm going to get some pussy this year" -Kev
"hey Kev, I'm cooler than you and I still haven't got pussy so shut up" -Jason
"I get dick all the time" - Mikey
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"I would die for Brian in the heat of war or passion" -Bob
"My mom's a little freaked out over the knife" -Funkykangaroo
"I'm a little freaked out you have the knife..and my address.." -Pichitachi
"Since barnes and noble screwed me again" -Osaka
"Getting a lot of action in AZ?" -ichitachi
"Yeah, barnes AND noble, at the same time" -Osaka
"I raped all my friends today. It was fun" -Mikey
"I got hit by a pole that you use to open high windows in school once, and I got a concussion. I kept saying "I'm ok, I'm ok, but there's two of you" -Shoes
"How do you run into a pole? Even I'm not that stupid. "AHHH POLE!! ATTACCKK!" -Pichitachi
"I got knocked out cold when I ran into a pole at full speed. I was looking back cuz someone was chasing me." -Mikey
"I would pay to see that. Mikey running into a pole" -Pichitachi
"I hate being chased, it freaks me out" -Mikey
"I'll chase you into a pole" -Pichitachi
"Mikey looks smalll" -Seven
"I've been told that before" -Mikey
"You guys should have seen the looks I got when I went to see legally blonde, alone, in the theater. I just know people were like "ohh that guy is gay" I saw princess diaries too" -Mikey
"Mikey, did you ever sit and think "Man, I'm really gay" -Pichitachi
"AND THEN I LICKED HIS GUITAR" -Shoes
"When I was hit by a car last night, I was thinking if I died you guys would never know and that pichi would get mad and kick me" -Shoes
"Yeah, I've thought about that before too, "if I died, how would Red find out?" -Mikey
"Yeah that was a great idea, I probably came up with it in the shower" -Osaka
"I missed frankie muniz on lizzie mcguire, I feel like the world is against me" -Bob
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"I think I'm going to die" -Seven
The .Com Hit List, clikity
"When did Jeff come back?" -Adia
"Ever since he realized there's no booze in his house" -Osaka
"Joe why did you screw red" -Moo
"They were bored and wanted to experiment" -Pichitachi
"Haha, i have to call seven sometime" -Moo
"Yea.. call her at like 3am" -Pichitachi
""Hey....did you know seven ate nine? *click*" " -Moo
"Everyone stops talking when I talk. Except you Osaka, you're the only one who takes pity on me."
-Pichitachi
"Someone has to." -Osaka
"I wish I was pregnant" -Pichitachi
"That can be arranged, get over here" -Red
"Red...when you become famous and you come to Ohio to play...can I get in for free?" -Omo
"Can I go backstage?" -Seven
"Yeah, we can play fooseball." -Red
"What's that music channel with only ghetto music? BLT?" -Squapples
"I just want a car...so i can drive away... and a laptop so i can roam the web..cant forget me weezies..i cant..its like...air" -Xekias
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"My thesis is on Clifford Goes to the Mall" -Osaka
"Aww...doesn't he die at the end?" -Adia
"Don't ruin the ending for me, I'm only on page 5! It's a tough one" -Pichitachi
"Uh oh, there is the Pichi I know" -Bob
"I love women in uniform" -Xekias
"Hey instead of capitalizing i's you could just type lowercase L's." -Moo
"High now?" -Pichitachi
"I thought it was neat" -Moo
"Like cacti and fungi" -Osaka
"And Osaki" -Seven
"Aquabixual" -Osaka
"Jimmy Adkins reminds me of a marshmellow head" -Seven
"As much as Seven makes sense, which is none, I have to agree" -Pichitachi
"No I read it somewhere." -Moo
"How to Get High- A Stoner's Guide To The Universe" -Pichitachi
"Cuz everything online is true" -Moo
"Your bad bands outwigh our bad bands" -Osaka
"Oh excuse me I'm laughing at you" -Moo
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"I never thought I would say this....but I miss Pichi" -Mikey
*candle changed his name to Burning_Candle*
"Nice. That looks good on you. -Red
"Hoky Crap" -Bob
"Soup you can be my sister" -Seven
"I can't be your sister" -Soup
"Why not?" -Seven
"*points down* That's why" -Soup
"I'm going to go eat my hand. I'll be back." -Omo
"I can imagine Omo and Mikey's wedding- "Do you take this-"
"Stupid Hoe That Wont Shut Up? Yes! I Do!" -Seven
"If green and pinkerton were reversed, Rivers Cuomo would be shitting gold bricks" -Adia
"Now all this 1 album per year strategy is draining Rivers' creativity into craptivity." -Candle
"Seven's my luvah" -Squapples
"I miss talking to Zx" -Xekias
"I need to marry Z" -Seven
"NO, Seven you're marrying me" -Squapples
"It's ok. I'm mormon." -Seven
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Voicechat with Red:
Not funny unless you were one of the 4 people there
"Rivers isn't as good as Red. Red can rap in dope nose." -Seven
"He gets creative on the solo" Bob
"Really really creative" -Seven
The new Dope Nose Ending:
"FAG. Dope Nose." -Red
"I always want to say l-o-l in real life" -Bob
"LOL" (Lawl) -Cira
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"I want to visit Canada again. I'll crash at Jason and Osaka's" -Seven
"THANKS SEVEN" -Red
"Red, you'd already be sleeping at Osaka's anyway." -Seven
"Miss piggy is my role model. She got to push Rivers out of his place" -Seven
"Rivers was like "back off you fucking bitch" and Miss piggy was like "fuck you asshole"-Mikey
"Brian was going to cry, I could see it" -Xekias
"He was just upset because miss piggy's shirt was prettier than his" -Mikey
"Soup is my arabian lovechild" -Mikey
"If you say teh winz one more time....you're a bitch. That's the best I can come up with right now"
-Xekias
"Everyone likes fuck. Even Mormons." -Adia
"If someone wants to marry me, I want him to propose over Karl's Corner." -Seven
"Ska is kind of mysterious..she's like old school Pich." -Red
"Love explosion is so gay it likes other male songs" -Adia
"I'm so gay...not really gay, as in "i love the cock" but in the happy way, no I'm telling the truth biotches." -Jason
"I'm into face." -Jason
"I'm into eyes, and hair, and the ability to sing like RC" -Seven
"Hell, looking like RC. And Acting like RC. Just give me RC. I just want RC." -Adia
"Yes, anyone that has any qualities likes RC's, I would go for. Minus the asian porn..thing" -Seven
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"EEL!!"
"I mean...EEK!!" -Funkykangaroo
"Aww poor wasp...I can get up close to it and it's not growling at me. I think it wants to be my friend.I wonder what it's name is?" -Funkykangaroo
"Rupert." -Mikey
*fives minutes later* "That's it Rupert, you're going down!" -Funkykangaroo
"Fuck the wasp funk!!" -Mikey
"....ow?" -Funkykangaroo
"No, nevermind, Pichi fucked the wasp, AND the spider" -Mikey
"Duuude, Pichi is talented." -Funkykangaroo
"The second island in the sun makes me gay for the day. Whenever I watch it, I turn gay" -Mikey
"I hear Fireworks! It's frickin July idiots. Shut up." -Seven
"Um. Seven. It's August." -Mikey
"I meant that." -Seven
I can imagine Seven yelling that, "It's freaking July! Stop shooting fireworks!" and the people looking at you like you're retarded." -Mikey
"I searched for RIVERS CUOMO XXX on bear share once and it came up with results.
When I saw that, I was like, "what in the blue fuck?" -Mikey
"Mikey and Rivers were almost close. On his knees. Rivers is like "suck it bitch"
-Xekias talking to herself.
"OH GOD. FUCK MTV. They just played Understanding in a Car Crash on Becoming Shakira.
I wanted to hear more Shakira, not fucking Thursday." -Red
"I thought the "OH MY FREAKING GOD" was in response to my lucious, beautiful body" -Mikey
"No, next comes, "THEY GET THAT SMALL?"-Seven
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"Guys shouldn't get caves." -Seven
"Caves?" -Pichitachi
"Yeah, like when their hair recedes on the sides, it makes little caves on their hairline. I hope Rivers doesn't do that. He doesn't need caves, He has cave potential, though." -Seven
"He does. We should put danger signs on his forehead" -Pichitachi
"Yes, big, red, glowing lettering." -Seven
"CAUTION! POSSIBLE CAVES AHEAD" -Pichitachi
"Yeah, that would help. But the caves would still be there. Or maybe the signs would cover them up. If their big enough." -Seven
"Yeah, that'll do." -Pichitachi
"I remember this.. BEFORE jason got all emo" -Pichitachi
"Yea. I remember that, that was when I had a life, and a girlfriend" -Jason
"How long did it take you to realize she was plastic" -Pickett
"You're surrounded by ops, you should feel intimidated" -Pichitachi
"Ha" -Jason
"Grrrrr" -Joe
"Grrrrrrr" -Pichitachi
"Whoa" -Jason
"ROAR! woof woof" -Joe
"Joe. Stop. We're not a zoo" -Pichitachi
"Meeoowwww" -Joe
"Moo - what came first, the chicken or the egg?" -Red
"The dinosaur" -Moo
"I don't smoke cigarettes with nicotine. They're like flavored." -Mikey
"I thought emo girls smoked flavored cigarettes...Mikey= Emo Girl" -Jason
"So then, you and mikey= cute perfect emo couple" -Seven
"Me and jason=emo. We watch chick flicks and cry" -Mikey
"I pronounce my name Uh-Leese. but not like UH like in UH come on and kick me."
"Come on and kick me UH leese." -Pichitachi
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"Is Mikey on the RCB? HAHA do they know he's gay? And a moron? Because I do. I know that. I know!" -Omo
"HEY. Jerks. I should ban you all." -Joe
"What in the blue fuck did I do to you?" -Mikey
"...blue fuck?" -Everyone
"Get the blue fuck into the kitchen and make your eggs" -Funkykangaroo
"Is that like, "Once in a blue fuck?" -Omo
"Hey Seven, would you still love me if I orgasmed like this? "BLA! BLA! BLA!"
-Funkykangaroo
"I always get moron and mormon mixed up and then feel bad" -Seven
"Well, they're interchangeable." -Mikey
"Eylse, what are you always laughing at?" -Pichitachi's Daddy
"Just Moo" -Moo
"Just this damn cow" -Pichitachi
"Grov's such a slut, she slept with 9945 people." -Moo
"Osaka is 6'1, dumbass. He could eat you." -Mikey
"Oh God. Their kissing Bruce Springsteens Ass on tv" -Mikey
"Why would you want to kiss a 50 year olds ass?" -Moo
"SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN DAMMIT" -Mikey
"Turn it off." -Moo
"I can't find the remote." -Mikey
*Moo points to common sesne*
"DON'T GO. FIGHT WITH MIKEY. I MEAN, STAY."-Moo
"MIKEY SHUT UP. I HATE YOU. YOU SUCK. YOU'RE A MORON. Good? Can I leave now?" -Omo
"That's weak." -Pichitachi
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"Everyone knows God types in green" -Moo
"If I had to be gay- I would idolize Brian" -Bob
"I love Midtown as much as one guy can love four guys in an emo band.
Without being Gay."
-Jason
"You snubbed the R-Train!" -Funkykangaroo
"Osaka is Pervalicious" -Moo
"I'm downloading from a large testi." -Pichitachi
"God I hate human nature. I'd be much happier as a kangaroo." -Funkykangaroo
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"Ahhhh im a op, i cant talk to the un-opped people hehe" -Jimmay
"You wish" -Z
"So do you" -Jimmay
"Yeah i know, the closest i got to being an op was sleeping with joe" -Z
"What the hell happened to the backstreet boys? They'll probly find AJ in some gay porno theater, doing...stuff." -Mikey
"Remember the weezie awards?" -Pichitachi
"No" -bob
"Thats cuz you were mia bob" -Pichitachi
"Mia huh?" -Bob
"Yes" -Pichitachi
"I'm joe. Doddamnit. I dont understand mia though" -Bob
"MISSING IN ACTION" -Osaka
"Ok!!!I just got it" -Bob
*theredalbum is now known as redLETTERday*
"So symetrical" -Red
*redLETTERday is now known as REDLETTERDAY*
"So commanding" -Red
*REDLETTERDAY is now known as redletterday*
"Normal" -Red
"I'm waiting for satan sheets so i can see what sleeping naked is like" -Shoes
"I like minimizing all my things and just looking at my background" -Z
"Your background arouses me" -Mikey
"I'm Soup's Uncle" -Davo
"Wait..your mom's brother is you dad and he's 13?" -Squaps
"Soup probly has a family bush" -Jimmy
*Seven sings "I'm my own granpa"*
"So..your mom married her brother?" -Squapples
"Viagra falls...how ironic" -SevemPinkerton
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"So I suck Osaka?" -Moo
"I should do something today" -Seven
"Do you have a car? You could drive me somewhere" -Osaka
"Someone is calling me sex and baby" -Jason
"And it's not me?!" -Mikey
"We're gonna kill ourselves because of you and the lack of gay ff." -Mikey
"I have decided that the world is not complete without Weezie XXX Stories. Goodbye cruel world!" -Funky
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"Jesus, they need to make yoo-hoo's easier to open" -Mikey
"I'm Getting Breast Implants" -Mikey
"At least people dont call you a girl's name. one of my mom's friends calls me Gabey. like gay bee" -Red
"You're her gay little bee" -Osaka
"Homophobic much, jeff?" -Mikey
"Yeah... me... homophobic" -Osaka
"Osaka being homophobic is like understatement of the year..er wait..overstatement...one of the two" -Moo
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"What do you want?" -Moo
"Sexxxxxx" -Osaka
"I will shoot him with my mighty pickle gun MUHAHAHAHAHA" -Mikey
"HAHAHAHAHA WHAT AM I LAUGHING AT" -Moo
*batman tune* "nananananannana GAY FF" -Osaka and Pichitachi
"Barbara Striesand? Barbara Striesand? Barbara Stiesand? I'm Barbara Striesand! Kick the baby. Don't kick the baby." -Xekias
"As weezer runs away from walmart.." -Xekias
"They come to my house and become my sex slaves, and never leave." -Pichitachi
"Rivers gets shit by a bus?" -Xekias
"For most, returning to Canada is a frightening experience" -Pichitachi(Jon Stewart)
"OK WHO PUT DRUGS IN THE WEEZIE WELL?"-SevenPinkerton
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"Everyone should have a mokawk" -Seven
"Mokawk, it's Rivers' gay porn name" -Osaka
"I got mokawk than ya'all" -Red
"Scott Shriner still seems small" -Osaka
"You should be more responivle. Opps Responsibloe. AH. You get the idea" -Omo
"It's 1:20 here, national masturbation time" -Kev
"It's always national masturbation time for you Kev" -Osaka
"What's the difference between paperface and paperface02?" -Omo
"I'm the sexy one" -Paperface02
"He's the cocky one" -Pichitachi
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"Weezer > Personal Hygeine" -Red
"What I'd do if I was against Rivers in fooseball is hit him in the belly everytime he got close to them. BAM right in the stomach" -KevGore
"Hey is theredalbum gay?" -Kev
"He's as gay as osaka" -Seven
"Osaka is gay?" -Kev
"He's as gay as Joe" -Seven
"Pat is the original gay sailor" -Funkykangaroo
"I'm gunna be like "hey Rivers...nice to meet you...is it alright if I call you Dad?" -Omo
"The autograph is smeared a bit." -Osaka
"Well if you's stop licking it maybe it wouldn't smear" -Xekias
"Fake appendicitis hurts" -Moo
"Scott stapp will name his autobiography Gabbin With God" -Moo
"ahh crap I forgot about my freakin' lesson, when I come back you guys will all be in bed too, not the same bed though..." -Shoes
"I heard fuck 400 times more than I'd like to hear it" -Joe
"Yeah Jay is cute like that" -Moo
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"Everyone in this room who doesn't speak in 5 seconds is gay" -Joe
*no response*
"That's what I thought. Good Night." -Joe
"Osaka is always dead" -Red
"I think he just has a short attention span. He's like typing then all the sudden sees tin foil "oohhh something shiny!" -Pichitachi
*osaka wakes up*
"Hey wait."-Osaka
"Shut up" -Osaka
"haha Red says "My brother is huge" instead of saying he can take someone himself" -Seven
"Well, I'm a wussy emo kid. My brother will pound him and I'll cry." -Red
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"They make Weezer thongs now? That's so hardcore." -Funky
"I'm going to buy one, use it as a hat" -Seven
"As a hair tie...or a slingshot" -Funky
"Maybe a purse" -Seven
"How about as underwear?" -Red
"Naahh, too boring. Heh..a swim cap" -Funky
"I'll buy a thong and wear it on the outside of my pants" -Osaka
"Then you would be the most emo person alive" -Funky
"I'm curious to see what Osak is like in real life. Probably Gayer." -Red
"You make a big scene, lol" -Osaka
"I'll walk in there "Excuse me sir or madam, but *I* am on the Weezer guest list, ahem."-Seven
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am on the guestlist, you all were apperently not good enough so please move out of the way as I proceed to the will call window" -Osaka
"They want to have straight hair" -Squapples
"I can't help it that I'm not straight" -Osaka
*Joe gives Red a link to pictures of his computer*
"Joe is such a nerd. I mean that lovingly" -Seven
"Oh God, it's sitting on a velvet blanket!" -Mikey
"Instead of having like, a swimsuit pin-up calender, Joe has a computer pin up. Joe goes "ooohhh, look at that motherboard" and pretends to make out with it."-Red(?)
*later* "Like the nighttime shot?" -Joe
"I was scared my mom would walk in on me blowdrying my hair. Then she'd think I was gay for sure. She'd say, "Trading Spaces, Rivers on your computer, and now this?" The other day she saw my background and she was like, "Why don't you have girls on your computer?" -Red
"Mikey you idiot, I need those scans. Did you see Mr. July? My God." -Osaka
"He's hung like a horse" -Mikey
"Have you hugged your computer today?' -Jason
*Osaka[jerk]*
"Osaka why are you aknowledging your jerkness today?" -Seven
"I think it's nice of me to warn people so they aren't suprised, like "Wow, you're a jerk" -Osaka
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"I don't really like those colors, they remind me of a pig" -Seven
"That's my skin!" -Red
"Real life doesn't have the ban button, unfourtantly" -Osaka
"Joe died?" -Jimmy
"Yes jimmy, he was eaten by hogs" -Seven
"I thought they were wild boars" -Pichitachi
"Something with huge horns" -Seven
"I think boars" -Pichitachi
"It was kind of messy" -Seven
"Yea. Joe didn't run fast enough. He was too busy deciding, boxers or briefs" -Pichitachi
"Or got a life.. nah osaka can't get a life" -Pichitachi
"It would be the end of the world, hell would freeze over and explode into utah" -Seven
"When osaka & i get lives, the chat will be empty & the world will explode" -Pichitachi
"It'll turn inside out" -Osaka
"We're the only ones saving you from certain destruction, so you better thank us" -Osaka
"Yes. Bow down to us" -Pichitachi
"I could go to a party tonight but it would mean armageddon" -Osaka
"Call me, i'll call you a dick and hang up" -Seven
"You should charge for that, Seven's dial-a-insult:
*ring* "hello?" "YOU FUCKER" *click* "mmm" -Osaka
"I don't have feet!" -Jimmy
"Oh God. She's Canadian." -theRedalbum
"A lot of the new demos are sung about "hes" and "shes"" -Red
"Is there anything else? When rivers starts singing about loving "it" I'll be concerned" -Osaka
Whitie-Tighties vs. Boxer Shorts, clickity
"I refuse to change my underwear because a new pair always feels weird" -Joe
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"Anyone's welcome to come and sit in my home. I'm lonely and special" -Osaka
*during the demo flood*
"My pimple started bleeding, but I didn't wanna get up. So now I'll wash the blood off"
-theRedAlbum
"I have a giant, itchy bite directly on my right ass cheek. Thanks a lot Osaka" -Red
"I'll scratch it" -Mikey
"With your teeth?" -Red
"Yeah I should upload a better pic of him..he looks sex" -Funkykangaroo
"I need to listen to something good to wash my ears out" -theRedAlbum
*After bidding on funky*
"Yay! Xek owns me!" -Funkykangaroo
"If Rivers raps on stage, I'll jump him" -Osaka
"I second that" -Xekias
"HOLY SHIT. EW"
"lol, everyones reaction to Superstar" -Osaka
"I don't want a cement omo upon my porch" -Seven
"I thought it had something to do with bulls" -Mikey
"Youre just dumb :P" -Omo
"Mikey's just.. creative and special" -Pichitachi
"He rides the short bus and a helmet all the time" -Omo
"Keep in mind I'm under the influence of some pretty heavy duty medication" -Mikey
"They need to get heavier pal" -Omo
"What's the legal driving age in Ohio?" -Mikey
"21. it's 21" -Osaka
"16. You get your temps at 15 1/2 and then take your 6 months of driving and classes, then your liscense at 16" -Omo
"I'm almost positive it's 21 because when we were in cleveland one kid was 19 and that wasn't enough" -Osaka
"That's alchohol, Jeff. Lay off of the coedine." -Mikey
"Oh jesus. We're talking about driving. I thought you said dirnking" -Osaka
"Temporary drinking license"-Pichitachi
"Yeah, we all got drinking permits. We can only drink with a parent or guardian at the bar." -Mikey
"Gah osaka ya shouldnt have mentioned foot" -Seven
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"CREED=STAN!!!"
"wait..SATAN" -Seven
"I'm through being cool" -Mikey
"I got through that the day I was born" -Seven
"Hopefully, that was the last time you'll make contact with a vagina" -Mikey
"Fuck off" -Red
"Or..wankin..?" -Benji
"Whoah..odd..fuck off and wanking so close..yet unintentional" -Benji
"What in the devil would make you think I was rad?" -Mikey
"Your endless knowledge of Kurt Cobain" -Squapples
"That makes me a loser" -Mikey
"Dammit, I can't say anything without looking like a fuckin' moron" -Mikey
"That's the problem with being a fuckin' moron" -Pichitachi
"I wish I knew someone named Gay Focker" -Seven
"I do, His name is Gabriel." -Mikey
"Weezies- We Smoke. We Drink. We Steal. Fear Be Afraid." -Mikey
"Red's on top of me. It's destiny I tell you" -Mikey
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