The List!
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The Weezies and their various Names and Colors:

Pichitachi------ Pichi(ii), Pich, Puch, Peaches, Rivers' Saturday, RussianRappist
Funkykangaroo26 ------ Funks, Kanga(aa), Funky, Roo, Dunks, Rivers' Friday
SevenPinkerton------ Seven(nn), Sven, Jeven, Pinkerton (arg), Rivers' Thursday, MexicanRapist
TheRedAlbum-------anything that has Red in it, is probly him, Reed
SuperGrover---------Grov, Gorv, Gorvy...Click here for more.
TheCowSaysMoo------Moo, Mooz, Cow, Many other random names.
therealbuzzy-------------Buzz, Buzzy
zxjinn---------------------Z, Zxxx
osaka_aquabus--------Osak, Osaka(aa)
Squapples---------------Squap, Squappie
nosoupforyou----------Soup(y), Timmy, T-diddy

PaperFace02-----------Pape, PF, Paper, Mikey
Xekias-----------------Xek, Xeks, The Official Bioth
TheWeezerSource----Joe, Joey, Source(y), Joh, Jow
JasonSchwarz---------Jason, Jas, EmoJason
imarockstar-------------Rocks, Ima
Cozyhall---------------------Coz, Cozy
Skavoovieshoes-----------Shoes, Ska
Benji55545-----------------Ben, theworldsworstmultitasker
blue_lighter--------------Blue
Paperface--------------Pape without the 02
Answerman-------------Answer, AM
Mashedpotatoes----Taters, Tatoes
Atarirocksystem------Josh, Atari
weezerchic-------chic
AdiaAdore----------Adia

Missing-
no_named_stranger----Stranger
Preachers_son--------Candle, preacherz
Kylevh-------------Kyle
Uber_Jamb---------------Uber, Disciple
Hot_Pocket_Girl--------HPG, Pocket
Skott---------------Steve kott, Scott with a k
JimmyEatWeezer------Jimmy, Jimmay, jewwies
OmouCSRevir42----------Mo, Omo, RiversCuomo24
JoeCuomo---------------Bob, theholiday


The Newbies a.k.a. Weezies to be:


We have a lackage of newbies..ok we have some,. but I don't like them.
There is-

ChokingAnteater----Ant
bluberrie101
Devan_D
harry_bb----harry bobber




Weezies of the Past:

JDym00----Jared
Undone
Rubber_Ducky
Nessie
Hot_Pocket_Girl
Uber_Jamb
karmicallydamaged-----Michelle
Weeeeezer1582-------Weezer with too many E's, #2
Elscorcho1221--------El, Scorcho, Madame_Scorchofly
Ohnoitgo----------Ohno
Schroederx-------Shro
Jdym00--------------Jared
AwesomeWeezerFan-------AWF
Cretin------------------Cretin, various others
Alex-------------------Alex
BACK
Good Afternoon, this is nightly weezie news by SevenPinkerton.

Top story tonight, we have a case of an escaped Weezie. This Weezie has been missing in action for a very long period of time, completely unhealthy for a weezie, I'm sorry you kids at home have to hear this, but she just. may. have gotten a-- Life. *gasps and tears*
We regret to inform you this horrible news, but we do it in hope that if any of you out there has any information regarding this girl, she is a hardcore weezer fan, may be seen outside of sushi bars, imitating Rivers Cuomo, and is known for carrying a great book. Please report to this place right
Here.

We thank you for your time, and her fellow Weezies just wish to send out a big message expressing their love and missings of their dear pal orielly. "We love you girl!" 

Thank you and good night.

Signing off,
SevenPinkerton


She's baaaaa---aaaccckkk!
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Orielly02           Candle               Shoes                  Pickett              Uber         AdiaAdore        ChokingAnteater