Scott Dalton -- How to cheat on your wife
		I love cheating on my wife and kids. It's fun, exciting, and it makes me feel smart. My IQ is something like 60, I dropped out of high school when I was 16 to start working at Dillard's of Fort Smith, AR. Sometimes I wish someone would call my wife and tell her that I cheat on her and the kids all the time. My wife's name is Jennifer and her phone number is (479)783-5288.
		ME!! Oh my golly gee, I am such a fat dork!!			One of the love notes that I use to get girls into bed with me.
		Another one of my pre-printed notes to one of my MANY, MANY, MANY other women that I commit adultery with.
					My prefered way of not getting my partner in crime pregnant. Funny story: this came from my WIFE'S DOCTOR!!!HAHAHAHAHAH!!! And I'm using them with other women!!!