I'm 24 years old, married, fat as hell, and dorky looking. I have two children and I am bi-sexual (Shhh, they don't know it.) Oh yeah, I also have Tourette's Syndrome, so I act like an ass. Since I dropped out of high school at 16, I started working at Dillard's of Fort Smith (Arkansas) as a dock worker (box boy.) It's very enjoyable and challenging work considering my IQ is about 60. Basically I am a loser. Almost forgot, I still live at home with my parents... and my wife.... and my two kids. Life is great!
UPDATE: In early April, one of the women I was f****** decided to leave me and stay with her husband. I cried a bit and told her I would leave my wife if she would leave her husband, but she said NO.
UPDATE: One of the husbands of the women I was having an affair with decided to send a letter to my wife and tell her all about my affair. On May 4, 2003, I decided to call and threaten the husband; to my dismay, and stupidity (probably because of my Tourette's,) the husband has a recording of what I had to say.
