What's Worse Than Bird Flu?

I hate everybody. At my school there's this stupid bitch that has been pissing me off lately. She's a fat disgusting self absorbed slob. Literally a waste of air. I don't get her, she weighs like forty-thousand pounds and picks on people! And nobody seems to have a problem with this!? She's incredibly stupid, generally when you're the fat kid, you don't talk about how much you like Burger King. Hell even if you weigh twenty-two pounds you don't talk about Burger King, unless you're boycotting their awful, salt drenched cow shit/food. Nope our teacher makes a comment about McDonalds and BAM, fat kid can't shut her fucking mouth.

Naturally instead of someone who deserves a place in the yearbook (there are about five altogether) she gets "Most Outspoken". Yeah right! They should've put her in a more convincing catagory like "Fat Bitch Who Needs to Shut Her Fucking Mouth, With Something Other Than Chicken Fries." She has one of those piercingly nasal voices that make you want to peel off your eyelids with a toothpick and use them to stuff your ears (if no children are nearby). She's always talking about something irrelevant and is naturally the center of the pothead (only) crowd in my school.

I hate this place, I really do. Everyone is both a pothead and a whore with little to no exceptions (other than my awesome self of course). I certainly hope this place isn't a microcosm for later life like Tv would suggest. I hear shit spew from so many mouths daily it drives me insane. The other day I heard some bimbo bitch complaining about her boyfriend cheating on her, to which she went with what made the most sense and broke her hand punching a wall. This is the same girl who was arguing AGAINST known drug-dealers being executed on school grounds with my chemistry teacher (someone close to God on earth). But that's just scratching the surface. We have pussies/vegetarians all over the place here. I swear, we need to follow "Hug a Vegetarian Day" with "Beat the Hell Out of the Same Vegetarian With a Two-By-Four and a Chair Week". Listening in on conversations (something you should never do) revealed to me the meaning of life.

Everyone Cool Watches Jackass. That show is the epitome of where America is as a nation as of now. Watching Jackass is the equivalent of stating to the world that you have no coherent thought process whatsoever. If you know someone who watches Jackass, some solutions to this problem include (but are not limited to):
- Tell them that you have a "sweet" idea for a "killer" Jackass "stunt" that you plan to send in to the show, even though it says in the introduction to the show that they will not accept any tapes or ideas. Then tell them to stand still. Then grab a nail bat and club them in the lungs. Then light their house on fire and move to Mexico.
Everyone "k00l" listens to Jay-Z. Women always amaze me. The conversation continued and they got into "music". Everyone of them raved on about Jay-Z and such "classiks" as "99 Problems but a Bitch Ain't One". I think that's a direct attack on women, but hey, remember, that's kinky. A more proper way to pick up women is to hit them in the face with a brick, because thats "sexxxy". Proper courting techniques also dictate that you should fart and giggle at it because it's "cute". Another sure fire way to pick up a personality-less blonde shell of a human being is simply to shoot them in the foot with a handgun, because that's "keepin' it rE@Lz0rZ".

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Updated: 11/18/06.