Comic Strips

Some people read comic strips in the paper in the morning. There are some good ones as well as some shitty ones. This page should serve as a guide to help you decide which ones to read. For each example I will designate a rating from pig shit to genius, as well as provide an example of what you should expect to find in each strip.

• Hagar the Horrible- Awesome:
  Hagar the Horrible is awesome. I've never read one strip, but I know it's about a viking. That alone makes it awesome. However, I'd imagine that it would go something like this:
  

  

  

• Peanuts- Pig Shit:
  Fuck the Peanuts. Although usually very short, they're still boring enough to put you to sleep. This is mainly written for mental patients, and even they think it's stupid.

  

  

  

  

  

• Dilbert- Sucks:
  If you're not an engineer, don't bother reading this. Apparently the cartoonist thinks that everyone is a nerd who works in a cubicle all day. Dilbert sucks. He doesn't have a mouth and his tie is always up in his face. He talks to animals who run the company.

  

  

  

• Cathy- Lame:
  This is too long and extremely boring. All she does is mention some topic, then any aspect of it that she can think of. The problem is that the character is based on the cartoonist who makes these. Cathy should die.

  

  

  

  

  

  

• Andy Capp- Genius:
  Andy Capp lives to piss people off. He doesn't take shit from anyone, and he does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. We need more people like that. He beats the shit out of soccer players, comes home late drunk every night, and doesn't let that bitch tell him what to do.

  

  

  

  

  

  

Oh man, Andy Capp kicks ass.

That's it for now, just remember before you read them which ones are pig shit and which ones are genius.

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Updated: 6/30/06.

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