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A sardarji went to his US parent
company & had a meeting with his American counterpart.
American : I want to
show you US advancement. Come with me, (American takes him in a
deep forest)
American : dig the ground. (sardarji did it.)
American : more..more..more...(sardarji went upto 100 feet)
American : So now , try to search something.
Sardarji : I got a wire.
American : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we
used to have
telephones.
Sardarji is frustrated. he invites
the American to India.
(Next year the American visits India)
Sardar : I
want to show you our advancement. He takes the American into a forest.
Sardar : dig it .(The American does.)
Sardar : more ..more ..more ...........
(The American goes upto almost 400 feet..)
Sardarji : try to find something.
(The American tries.)
Sardarji : did you get anything ?
American : no....no...nothing
Sardarji : It shows that even 400 years ago we used to have
WIRELESS.
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General Musharaf, Vajpayee, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in
a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and ... it gets completely
dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out
of the tunnel. The woman and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed.
Musharaf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking:
Musharaf must have tried to kiss that girl and has got slapped.
Musharaf is thinking
:Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it
was me and slapped me.
The girl is thinking
:Musharaf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Vajpayee instead and
got slapped.
Vajpayee is thinking
:If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another
kissing sound and slap Musharaf again.
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