Alcohol Warnings
It is my suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:-

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
          Computer Age Love Letter

A man loved a girl who studies computer science. He sent her a letter saying:-


I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe me it is true...
You installed the best in me. Your picture is always in my background. You clicked my heart gently.
You drive me crazy when I see you. Your love reset my life and deleted all the sadness in me. You
restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted. I'm always connected to you with more than
56 heartbeats per second. You hacked my brain and registered your name in it. You are the only
one that could navigate my feelings and explore my emotions at the same time. I feel lost when I try
to call you and you are not responding.

I always feel you close to me when I shut down my eyes, or when I open my windows waiting for
you to pass. You are the only one that can log into my heart and never! log out. I dream of being
your only server as long as I live. You don't have to search for me, because we are always linked to
each other. I see your name everywhere, my FrontPage, my homepage and all my software. I
scanned my life and found that I'm only infected by you. You are the virus I'd never remove, and
why should I do? You formatted my life and added happiness to view. Believe me it is true.......I love
you more than my CPU.....