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CAT DEFINITIONS

[Beware of Cat]

Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
Cat: 1. a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer. 2. a four footed allergen.
3. a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist. 4. a small, furry lap fungus. 5. a treat-seeking missile. 6. a wildlife control expert. 7. one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes. 8. a hair relocation expert. 9. an unprogrammable animal.
Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
Catatonic: 1. a feline medicinal drink. 2. the state of being immobilized by a contented kitty. (submitted by John Payson)
Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.
Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
Door: something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.
Elmyrize: to hug and squeeze and love to pieces. [Tiny Toon Adventures fans will get the reference] (submitted by John Payson)
Energy: the element of vitality cats always have an oversupply of until you try to play with them.
Human: an automatic door opener for cats.
Impurrsonate: to act like the cat.
Kitten: a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.
Laptop: where the cat sleeps.
Neuter: a surgical operation that every responsible owner should get done for their male pets! It extends the life of the pet and makes them healthier.
Purrade: an organized march of cats.
Purradise: the garden of Cats.
Purramour: a cat lover.
Purranoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.
Purraphernalia: a cat's personal belongings.
Purrch: any favored feline napping spot.
Purrchase: anything bought for a cat.
Purrfume: the scent of an open can of tuna.
Purrgatory: a houseful of kittens.
Purrmission: a feline hunting expedition.
Purrpetual: everlasting feline love.
Purrplex: a house with two or more cats.
Purrson: a male kitten.
Purrsuit: the garment your shedding cat rubs against just as you are leaving home to go to an important meeting.
Purrverse: a poem about a wicked kitty.
Tooraloorailurophobia: an irrational fear of Irish cats.
Spay: a surgical operation that every responsible owner should get done for their female pets! It extends the life of the pet and makes them healthier.
Tuner: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
Yawn: a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.

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