I'm Stinkeye the pirate,
and a very clumsy one you see.
For I swab the deck with a stone not a broom.
I sing ring around the rosey
instead of the pirate songs we sing.

I'm Stinkeye the pirate,
and a very hungry one see.
Because I can never find my dinner so I always have to eat stone.
And I never take a bath,
so they now call me Stinkeye the smelly pirate.