Well, that's it, I'm gonna die
I've fought my last battle
Soon I'll sigh a painful sigh
And then a slow death rattle...
Oh, the injustice of it all!
That last harsh blow found its target well
I do believe I've "hit the wall"
That "clang" was my death knell
WHAT?! That's not a paper cut!!
It's a huge and gory gash!!
Can't you SEE, you idiot?!
Oh.
Uhm...
I guess I'll last...