The First Church of Bowling

Welcome! You are not here by accident, but by a higher design. From the Hand of the Master Bowler, your course down the Alley of Life may have curved and you may have thought you were headed for the Gutter, but you are destined to strike the Head Pin of Life, my friend! You don't believe me? I was once like you are...drifting aimlessly...trying to roll my own strikes and not even picking up the spares! It was not until I became the Ball in the Master Bowler's Hand that I began to see the purpose of it all.

Pages: The 10 Pins Of Life Meet the Master Bowler Be The Ball Picking Up The Spares Up From The Gutter Crossing The Foul Line Facing The Ball Return The 7 - 10 Split Work on Your Approach One Frame At A Time The Reset Button Bowling A 300 The Metrics Of Bowling Games To Play Glossary Of Terms Frequently Asked Questions

Now I live every day knowing the firm grip of the Master's Fingers in the holes of the ball of my soul. I roll fearlessly toward the looming Pins of life's challenges and, as the Pins part before me, I thank the expert aim of the Master.

Bowlers since 01/28/01

Humbly brought to you by Saint Gutterball, an 11 lb. ball cradled in the firm but gentle Master's Hand...