Sick bastards have visited here so far... Keep coming back, I've only just begun!!!

Do you like the pigeons? They shit all over this fine City of Toronto!!!

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Welcome to: www.oocities.org/rudeandignorant Brought to you by: Blair B. Stobie a.k.a.: "The Joketender" Don't let the homely looking background fool you.  This site is everything but that.  In order to keep my reputation for not posting too many filthy jokes, poetry, comments, strange news stories and much more from this bent little world we live in, I found this site somewhat needed to express myself.  I hope you find it entertaining and useful.  I know that I'll have fun with it, and I don't mind sharing my dirty thoughts with my F#*kin' readers. Okay???

What's happening in this rude and ignorant world?

Poetry for the tasteless at heart! <--------------------<<<

Where do I begin: *   I could start with some fart jokes, but they've pretty much all been done, and frankly they're a little pooped out.  I think Leslie Neilson burnt most of the fart joke industry out with his pocket fart machine.  Besides your farts only smell good to you, and you alone.  FFFFT....

Example #1:     How are you Cutiebum? My darling Melisser How is your pisser? And how is your menstrual flow? Are you protected by tampons? Or Stayfree winged clamp-ons? Or does it run down your leg to the flo?

Ebonics 101  >>>--------------> Example: FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money left foreclose!

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A bunch of puckin' puns as I puckin' well find 'em.  And don't make pun of my peech impediment... <-------------------<<< Example: Did you hear about the Buddist who refused novocaine during his root canal?   He wanted to, "tansend dental medication!"