Title: Santa's Little Trolls Author: Paula Stiles (thesnowleopard@hotmail.com) Webpage: http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Andes/3071.arch.html Series: MIS Part: NEW 1/1 Rating: [PG] For sarcasm. Codes: None Summary: 'Tis the season for the Annual Christmas Flamewar About Nothing. So, just to get everybody in the Christmas spirit, here's a little paen to our Net brothers and sisters who migrate like drunken reindeer over to this ng from alt.spanking about this time of the season. Sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". Disclaimer: Paramount owns, controls, and profits exclusively from the Trek universe. Pity they don't have the same control over the trolls. Archive: Sure--if you ask first. SANTA'S LITTLE TROLLS I'd like a troll for Christ-mas Right here on the ASC. Someone completely clue-less With a dodgy ISP. Nasty trolls pick a target For a way to vent their ire Adding insults that act just Like gasoline upon a fire. Treksmut, slash, and religion Will guarantee a thread Which quickly sucks up newsgroup space Until we put it in its place. Then, we will have a troll hunt As we all shout out with glee: 'Thanks, Santa, for the troll-bait. He will soon be history Heee will sooon be hiss-torrr-yyyy.' END