Title: Merry Christmas at Quark's Author: Paula Stiles (thesnowleopard@hotmail.com) Series: DS9 Part: NEW 1/1 Rating: [PG] Some talk about booze. Hey, he's a bartender. Codes: Qu Summary: "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," as, ah, modified by Quark. The image I got while I wrote this, of Quark trolling around the bar warbling the song, was pretty appalling. Disclaimer: Paramount owns all the fun Trek stuff in this poem, and God only knows who wrote the carol. I beg your forgiveness, whoever you are, for mangling your carol for my own purposes, and for making fun of Paramount (ooh, but it feels so *good*). I grovel at your feet. There, are your lawyers happy, now? Archive: Sure--if you ask first. Originally posted on alt.startrek.creative on December 11, 1998. HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS AT QUARK'S Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Welcome to my bar. Toast the New Year with my second-best kanar. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Did that glass just move? Constable, there's nothing you could ever prove. So, have yourself a slimy little Christmas, phbbbt! Come right in. I've got synthehol, Dabo tables, and Earth beer. Credit is always easily got, If you pay your tab by next year. Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Sit right down by Morn. Try his latest recipe for Trill popcorn. And have yourself a merry little Christmas, now. END