A FABLE

BY

ROBERT WALLACE PAOLINELLI

When the Law of Greavity was repealed by the Republicans in Congress, the Speaker of the House, Mute Greenguts, shouted for all to hear:--

"At last, we are free!"

So saying, he floated off into space and was never seen again, nor was nay other Republican.

The Democrats, knowing the consequences of such a rash act, had strapped themselves in. When the last Republican was gone, the Democrats, reconvened--as best they could--and re-instated the Law of Gravity and the country thrived.

The End

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