jokes

  A man walks into a bar what does he say??                      

                               "ouch"

    A man is trying to break into a house, and he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching you". He looks around, but sees no one. Again, he hears the voice. It happens 3 more times, and he finally looks up. He sees a parrot. He asks the parrot "what's your name?" 'Clarence", the parrot replies. The robber asks "what kind of fool would name his parrot Clarence??" And the parrot replies," the same fool who named his guard dog Jesus."

        Why did the m and m go to school?

                 he wanted to be a smartie.

     Knock, Knock

     Who's there?

     Spell.

    Spell who?

     W-H-O!! who!!

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