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[Randomly Asked Questions ]
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?- Are you REALLY Batman?
A- Yes. I am really Batman.
?- Got a pic?
A- Of course I do. Do YOU have a pic?
?- If you could be any animal... what would you be?
A- An African Grey Parrot. They are smart birds, and they live to be around 70-75 years old. When kept as a pet [in a good home], these lucky animals eat fruit, nuts and generally have the job of entertaining the family. My first words would be... "How YOU doin?" I would make it my hobby to call the family dog or cat into the room, or mimic the sound of their food dish being filled.
?- What kind of toothpaste do you use?
A- arm and hammer.
?- Boxers or briefs?
A- ha ha ha ha
?- On women.. do you like long hair or short?
A- Generally, I think most women look better with longer hair [meaning at least reaching her shoulders]. Some women look great with short hair, so it depends on the individual.
?- Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A- The Chicken, Of Course! According to the Bible, book of Genesis, Chapter 1 - it reads: And God said, "Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that has life and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven." And God created Great Whales and every living creature that moveth which the waters brought forth abundantly after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind. And God saw that it was good. And God blessed them, saying, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth." And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
?- Have you ever been arrested/spent the night in jail?
A- Yes, I have been arrested, but I was later released.
?-  What is your favorite color?
A- Grey-Blue. Who would have guessed?
?- If you were alone on a deserted island, what three items would you like to have with you?
A- Does a harem count as 'one item'? I assume I could also say 'A boat,' but I don't think that is the answer you want. Hopefully this island has a healthy environment where I will be able to find food, so I will need a hunting knife, a big spool of twine and a large flint stone for starting fires. The stone would need to be large so that I can break it into two pieces and still technically have only three items.
?- Why do you think an Octopus has eight legs?... What does he do with them?
A- An octopus uses his tentacles to grab and hold his food. I assume that he must need all eight to do this, because if you cut one of them off - it regenerates.
?- You have the chance to go on a date with the girl of your dreams.... Her answer depends on how you answer this.... Use just three words to describe
yourself. (make it good.. .she's really HOT).
A- I am batman
(I had put "great in bed" )
?- French fries? or French toast?
A- Hashbrowns and Pancakes.
?- What is the most shameful line you ever used on a woman that worked?
A- I'd really like to kiss you, but I've been drinking, and you deserve so much better than that.
?- Do female frogs croak?
A- Only if you hold there heads under water long enough
?- what does Rockman stand for?
A- to go pee.....ha ha ha ....really its a nickname that I had from rockclimbing
?-What is your favorite coffee flavor?
A- strong and sweet...