Week Before
Christmas
Twas the week before Christmas and
all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. (I
wouldn't be stirring myself if I didn't have to go out to the store and get some
groceries. Especially after shoveling the driveway, putting up decorations,
building the snowman, hanging the large garland in the trees and putting up that
huge sign in front of the garage. Now I'm going to have to move that to get my
car out and go to the store. Enough whining for now, where was I? Oh yeah.....)
Twas the week before Christmas...... (What the heck is all that noise? I had
better go outside and check.....) "Hey you on the roof, get off of there right
now." "I don't care if it IS a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer, get off
now before you put holes in my roof." (Man, the nerve of some people. Let's try
that story again.....) Twas the week before Christmas....... (Wait a minute.....
I need to have a little chat with that dude on the roof.....) "Hey dude in the
red suit, aren't you a little early?" "What do you mean you wanted to get an
early start?" "Get back to the North Pole and when you come back make sure you
bring something nice this time instead of those goofy ties you always bring."
"Any more ties and no milk and cookies for you." "Also, if you mess up my roof,
I am going to have deer stew for dinner tonight." (Hmmmm... Now there is a
thought. I have potatoes... I have to borrow that carrot from my snowman... I
don't have to get all bundled up to go out, take the big sign down......) "Hey
dude in the red suit...Wait up." (I will have to finish the story later as I
have to get some dinner ready.... :) In the mean
time...........................)
Happy Holidays