Sung to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon
STEVE THE MAN NAMED
TEGHTMEYER
WAS STATIONED ON
P-3S
HE FLEW AROUND THE
BATTLEGROUPS
IN SEARCH OF
SUBMARINES
HE’S NEVER SEEN A
BULKHEAD
OR REPLENISHMENTS
AT SEA
BUT WHEN HE’S GOT
A PISE TUBE
HE’LL BE ALL THAT
HE CAN BE
HE HEARS A LOT OF
SEA TALES
FROM BOTH THE EAST
AND WEST
THE ONES ABOUT
ORIONS
HE LIKES MORE THAN
THE REST
STEVE THE MAN
NAMED TEGHTMEYER
WAS STATIONED ON
P-3S
HE FLEW AROUND THE
BATTLEGROUPS
IN SEARCH OF
SUBMARINES
I GUESS THAT’S ONLY
NORMAL
SINCE HE WROTE
DOWN IN HIS LOG
THAT THE P-3 ORION
WAS ONLY BUILT FOR
WOGS
SO WOULDN’T IT BE
FITTING
WHEN HE’S FINALLY
RUNG ASHORE
THAT WE MAKE SURE
HE DOES IT
FROM OUT A P-3
DOOR
STEVE THE MAN
NAMED TEGHTMEYER
WAS STATIONED ON
P-3S
HE FLEW AROUND THE
BATTLEGROUPS
IN SEARCH OF
SUBMARINES
