YUMI: wah~~~~~~~ aosh-sama, you like Yumi-chan? do you? do you? T.T
AOSHI: yeah...
*twitch
YUMI: REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????
YUMI: Aosh-sama, *turns beet red* *twiches fingers*
AOSHI: ...
AOSHI: HAHAHAHA
YUMI: Aosh-sama, wah!!!!! I'm so shy!!!!!!!!!!!
AOSHI: k
YUMI: Aoshi: O, Yumi, you are the woman of my dreams.
AOSHI: i did not say that
YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, I never knew.
YUMI: Aoshi: You are so much more beautiful than Misao.
AOSHI: you're hallucinating...
YUMI: Yumi: really? Demo, Shi-shio...
YUMI: Aoshi: Never mind the mummy. I'll kill him.
AOSHI: ...
YUMI: Yumi: You'll do that for me?
AOSHI: no i won't
AOSHI: not worth the effort
YUMI: Aoshi: Yes. Anything for you, Yumi, the girl of my dreams.
YUMI: Yumi: But, I have such a hard past.
YUMI: Aoshi: everyone has pasts. The important thing is that ai shteru.
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you are too good for me.
AOSHI: uh.....?!
YUMI: the following scene is not appropriate for anyone under 18. **
AOSHI: ?!
AOSHI: yo
AOSHI: um....
YUMI: what? Aosh-sama?
AOSHI: and while you're hugging that pillow over there, i think i'll jump out that window...
YUMI: why? Oh boy, I have a bunny in chokehold.
AOSHI: and i'm walking very quickly down the path...
AOSHI: ah, the beauty of normal shoes
YUMI: No, Aosh-sama!!!!!!!
YUMI: Aoshi: Sorry, Yumi, but I must go now.
AOSHI: yes, i must
YUMI: Yumi: will you return for me?
AOSHI: not while you're delusional like this...
AOSHI: and no, i will not return for you
YUMI: Aoshi: of course. You have my word.
AOSHI: i'll simply return
AOSHI: i never give my word
YUMI: Yumi: I shall be waiting for you.
YUMI: Aoshi-sama, until then, my itoshi, take my kodachi as a souveignier.
YUMI: Yumi: really? thank you aosh-sama!
YUMI: er....
YUMI: Aoshi: I have returned Yumi!
AOSHI: no, i'm gone
YUMI: Yumi: I knew you would come back for me!
YUMI: Aoshi: How can I wander far without you, my love, my soul?
AOSHI: ...
YUMI: Yumi: I'm so flattered.
YUMI: Aoshi: Let's have dinner together.
YUMI: Yumi: hai. I cooked something.
YUMI: Aoshi: this is the best cooking I've had for years.
AOSHI: oh dear...
YUMI: Yumi: well, it's the least I can do for you.
YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, Yumi, How have I missed you.
YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama. *closes eyes*
AOSHI: uh...
AOSHI: runs away
YUMI: Aosh-sama, what's wrong?
AOSHI: you're imagining a lot of things today..
YUMI: ah...aosh-sama, you're so cool.
AOSHI: arigato... i think...
YUMI: My bunny's head almost popped though.
AOSHI: why is your bunny in a head lock?
YUMI: I guess I mistook him for u. *.*
AOSHI: that explains a lot
YUMI: If you were only by my side right now.
AOSHI: i'd be dead a long time ago
YUMI: suffocation
YUMI: demo.....you'd die a happy death.
AOSHI: uh... sure...
YUMI: Aoshi comes in wounded. Aoshi: Yumi!
AOSHI: from what?
YUMI: Yumi: Daijobou Aosh-sama?
AOSHI: i didn't even fight
YUMI: Aoshi: I just wanted to see you one last time before I die.
AOSHI: ...
YUMI: Yumi: Don't say that Aosh-sama! I'll make sure you're better in no time!
YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, Yumi, seeing you makes the pain go away!
AOSHI: ah, inner peace at last... welcome, grave
AOSHI: oh no
YUMI: Yumi: as long as I'm here, I won't make you die!
YUMI: Aoshi: seeing you makes me want to go on living.
YUMI: Yumi: a world without Aosh-sama is not worth living!
AOSHI: um... di dyou take that from michiru?
YUMI: Aoshi: I can't die without spending more time with my Yumi.
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, wo ai ni!!!!!!
AOSHI: i don't own you...
YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, Yumi, my one and only love.
YUMI: Yumi: Please hang on!
YUMI: Aoshi: if you are the last sight I see before I go, I'll die a happy man.
AOSHI: no...
YUMI: Yumi: NO!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH SHISHIO!!!!!!
AOSHI: shishio! take this woman!
YUMI: Aoshi: okay, okay. I won't die! I shall continue living with Yumi at my side.
AOSHI: NOOOOOOO
YUMI: Yumi: I shall forever accompany you.
AOSHI: i'll never find inner peace...
YUMI: Aoshi: I won't stand it that opening my eyes, you're not there.
YUMI: Yumi: I'll never leave you.
YUMI: Aoshi: O, Yumi.
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama!
AOSHI: ...
AOSHI: this is starting to sound like romeo and juliet..
YUMI: Oh, Aoshi, Aoshi, where art thou Aoshi?
AOSHI: in hell
YUMI: Oh, Aoshi, Aoshi, I'm always at your side.
AOSHI: in the 5th level of hell
AOSHI: are you building up to an assassination scene with this disarming (sort of) fascade?
YUMI: did you send our conversation to Misao?
AOSHI: only half.
YUMI: HOW COULD YOU??????? THAT'S OUR CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AOSHI: no... that's youre conversation with yourself
AOSHI: you'll notice you didn't really respond to my comments
YUMI: But, still. How could you? That's not nice. That was so cruel.
YUMI: You made me an object to make fun of by Misao.
YUMI: Aosh-sama, you hurt my feelings. T.T
AOSHI: she won't make fun of you
YUMI: she already did.
AOSHI: any more
YUMI: I was just kiddin with you. T.T No need to further make Misao laugh at me.
AOSHI: huh?
YUMI: Aosh-sama. T.T
AOSHI: yes?
YUMI: apologize for making me sound like an idiot!
AOSHI: sorry
YUMI: Please just don't send it to more people. A girl gets very embarrased about this stuff. ^.~
AOSHI: o
AOSHI: k
YUMI: Okay. Let's continue.
YUMI: Aoshi: I have hurt you Yumi.
AOSHI: you were doing all the talking though...
AOSHI: ...
AOSHI: *sigh
YUMI: Yumi: that's okay Aosh-sama.
YUMI: Aoshi: I cannot forgive myself.
YUMI: Yumi: Any relationship has its heart aches.
YUMI: Aoshi: But, seeing you unhappy makes my life hell.
YUMI: Yumi: Don't be unhappy on my behalf.
YUMI: Aoshi: What did I do to deserve a woman like you?
AOSHI: i don't
AOSHI: so leave me
YUMI: Yumi: you don't have to do anything. Just being with you is enough.
AOSHI: i don't deserver you
AOSHI: go find someone who does
YUMI: Aoshi: But, I'm not good enough for you.
AOSHI: that's true
YUMI: Yumi: You are much better than Shishio.
AOSHI: but still not worthy
YUMI: Aoshi: I shall treat you better now.
AOSHI: so uh... find someone else
YUMI: Yumi: oh, thank you Aoshi-sama. For starters, go cook me something. Then, use your kodachi to drive away those annoying children. Then, give me a feet wash. Oh, and then, you can give me a head massage.
AOSHI: you're so demanding
YUMI: Aoshi: anything for you my love.
AOSHI: ...
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you're so perfect.
YUMI: Aoshi: Yumi, you make me want to become a better man.
YUMI: Yumi: that's so sweet. Now, go shopping. I'm in the mood for pumpkin pie.
YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, my dear Yumi. You have such a healthy appetite.
AOSHI: pumpkin pie...?
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama! I'll get spoiled if you keep on complimenting me.
AOSHI: then i'll stop
YUMI: Aoshi: But, you really deserve it.
AOSHI: it's all in your head
YUMI: Yumi: maybe you're right. But, maybe I should say something nice about you.
YUMI: Aoshi: No. Do not speak a word. I am content just gazing at your lovely face.
AOSHI: have you tried writing a fanfic?
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you're too good for me.
AOSHI: you said that already...
YUMI: Aoshi: Yumi, I'm so lucky to have you.
YUMI: Yumi: I'll always be at your side.
YUMI: Aoshi: promise me you'll never leave me/
YUMI: Yumi: I promise.
YUMI: *wedding bells ring*
AOSHI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AOSHI: oh, is that shishio i see at the alter
AOSHI: good, then i'll be content sitting in the back pew
YUMI: Description: Himura is the flower girl. Shshio is the best man. Misao is the carpet. Yumi comes in with a beautiful white kimono while Aoshi is standing there gallant and nervous.
AOSHI: ...........
AOSHI: no, i'm the best man
AOSHI: shishio's standing there in his bandages
AOSHI: gallant and nervous
YUMI: Aoshi: *kills the priest for taking so long* picks up Yumi and goest straight for the honeymoon.
AOSHI: no no no no no
AOSHI: no n o on on o onono
AOSHI: actually...
YUMI: *two years later*
AOSHI: yeah. shishio, i'll help you get this over with faster. i'll kill the priest so you can go on your honey moon
YUMI: Yumi: let's go to the park Little Aoshi!
AOSHI: ...!
YUMI: Yumi: Your papa will teach you how to use the kodachi soon!
YUMI: Aoshi: I'm so happy I settled down with you dear. And little Aoshi is so cute!
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, the happy life with my dear Aosh-sama and kodomo!
AOSHI: kodomo?
YUMI: kodomo = kid in Japanese.
AOSHI: o
YUMI: Aosh-sama, are you in bliss right now?
AOSHI: no
YUMI: why not?
AOSHI: you're delusional....
AOSHI: you've been imagining everything...
YUMI: Oh, shoot. I gotta go. I'll see you some other time. Sure, that's what you like to think. ^.~
AOSHI: ...
AOSHI: ttyl
AOSHI: c ya
YUMI: see you!
YUMI: Aoshi-sama!!!!!!!!
AOSHI: hi, yumi
YUMI: Ne, is Hoji (Darkssama) on-line?
AOSHI: no
YUMI: Ara, I thought he blocked me. T.T
AOSHI: what have you been doing now?
YUMI: um... I offered to give him a makeover like I did with Misao.
AOSHI: ...
AOSHI: does he know what misao looked like?
YUMI: yeah. He looked at the pics.
AOSHI: well, i'd be afraid of you too
YUMI: DEMO!!!!! Is it really that bad?
AOSHI: i just don't want a make over, period. and I don't think hoji wants make up on his face either
AOSHI: it wasn't bad, though
YUMI: SEE!!!! If you see Hoji on-line, tell him that I won't force him to get a makeover if he doesn't! ^.^;
AOSHI: ok
YUMI: Now, if he wants one, that's a totally different story!!!!!!!
AOSHI: if he wants one you'd probably find him in an asylum
YUMI: that's not a nice thing to say!
AOSHI: actually, i meant that guys usually won't want make overs
AOSHI: makeovers with visible make up unless it's for a skit or movie or something
YUMI: How bout I make half his face look like Trowa's??
AOSHI: wouldn't a mask work better?
YUMI: Why a mask when he can look like that facially?
AOSHI: well, if he wouldn't mind looking like a clown, i guess facially is okay
YUMI: Okay, we strap him down. And do makeup!!!!!
AOSHI: i'm afraid of clowns
YUMI: why? I get annoyed at Mimes.
AOSHI: anything with that much face paint/makeup and things around the mouth
YUMI: I know. I had a bad dream once about a clown and a really high pitch laughter.
AOSHI: *shiver
YUMI: I know. Demo, Trowa looks okay in that mask.
AOSHI: it's only half a mask
AOSHI: so it's not that bad
YUMI: He sure gets along with Quatre.
AOSHI: quatre is just very amiable
AOSHI: until he goes berserk
YUMI: berserko quatre is cool though!
AOSHI: yeah
AOSHI: i was waiting for him to go over the edge
YUMI: yup. It's expected in a series like GW. ne?
YUMI: Okay, let's go back to where we started.
AOSHI: k
YUMI: Aoshi: Oh, Yumi, I missed you so!
AOSHI: oh.
YUMI: Yumi: really? It's unexpected of you.
AOSHI: that's what you meant...
YUMI: Aoshi: What do you mean? Your face occupies my mind 24 hours a day.
YUMI: Yumi: every minute?
YUMI: Aoshi: every secone.
AOSHI: i'm not that obsessed, yumi
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, then never leave.
YUMI: Aoshi: I give up my desire to become the strongest for you.
YUMI: Yumi: really? You'll settle down?
YUMI: Aoshi: Hai. Nothing is worth fighting for except you.
YUMI: Yumi: I'm so flattered. What about your four friends though?
YUMI: Aoshi: They are all ugly compared to you.
AOSHI: hey!
AOSHI: i would never think that!
AOSHI: argh...
AOSHI: you self centered woman
YUMI: Yumi: but, those friends were so loyal to you.
AOSHI: and i'm loyal to them
YUMI: Aoshi: I know. But, I have to let them go.
AOSHI: then i wouldn't me aoshi...
YUMI: Yumi: They want happiness for you.
AOSHI: hannya, shikijou, beshimi, hyottokou
YUMI: Aoshi: The only happiness I can find is with you.
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama!
YUMI: Aoshi: Oh! Yumi!
AOSHI: i'm not mushy
YUMI: * Japanese wedding *
AOSHI: T_T
YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, I never knew you felt this way.
YUMI: Aoshi: I have loved you since the first time I saw you.
YUMI: Yumi: I felt the same way.
AOSHI: gomenesai, yumi... i don't feel this way
AOSHI: it's all in your head...
YUMI: Aoshi: I remember thinking that Shishio doesn't deserve you.
YUMI: Yumi: You're right. You're right.
AOSHI: and neither do i
YUMI: Yumi: You're the only one for me.
YUMI: Aoshi: I am so happy to be accompanied by such a beauty.
YUMI: Yumi: arigato.
AOSHI: er...
YUMI: Aoshi: eh... stop stuffing words into my mouth...
YUMI: Yumi: Instead I'll stuff my cooking.
YUMI: Aoshi: You're the best cook in the universe.
YUMI: Yumi: I try my best for you.
AOSHI:
YUMI: Aoshi: i'd prefer that, actually...
YUMI: Aoshi: And I will try to be the best man in the world for you.
AOSHI: err...
YUMI: Aoshi: who's the groom... i wouldn't mind being the best man
YUMI: Yumi: well, you can start by giving me a back rub, then filling the tub for my bath, then chopping some wood, and then building me a fireplace. And right, buy me some better looking clothes.
AOSHI: uh...
YUMI: Aoshi: i think you misunderstood me
YUMI: Aoshi: anything for Yumi. I will die right here if you command it.
AOSHI: no...
YUMI: Aoshi: what i meant is that i'll be the best man at your wedding.
YUMI: Yumi: Of course I wouldn't want you to die!
YUMI: Aoshi: You care about me that much?
YUMI: Yumi: I'll be so lonely with you gone.
YUMI: Aoshi: And I as well.
YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, you are so nice.
AOSHI: i'm touched
YUMI: Aoshi: there you go again, putting words in my mouth...
YUMI: Aoshi: Yumi, you're the bomb.
AOSHI: ?
YUMI: Aoshi: I never said that...
YUMI: Aoshi: I shall forever stick to my oath to protect you and care for you.
YUMI: Yumi: Forever? Never forget you said that!
YUMI: Aoshi: Not in this life nor the next.
AOSHI: *sigh...
YUMI: Aoshi: maybe i should give up trying...
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama!
YUMI: Aoshi: Oh Yumi!
YUMI: * The next scence is rated R for it's adult contents.*
AOSHI: how is this coming out in aim...?
YUMI: Aoshi: er! stop it! I'm not into geishas!!!
YUMI: Aoshi: I never knew geishas were this wonderful till I met you.
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, we geishas are people too.
AOSHI: T_T
YUMI: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YUMI: Aoshi: No one deserves to live such a hard life.
YUMI: Yumi: Let's free all geishas and kill all shishios.
AOSHI: ...
YUMI: Aoshi: anything you say dear.
YUMI: Yumi & Aoshi now do sailormoon pose. ^.~
AOSHI: dear? aoshi, what's wrong with you?!
YUMI: dear...? Woman, what the hell are you doing?! SAILORMOON?! xP
YUMI: every hero needs a good pose right?
AOSHI: great pose...?
YUMI: Aoshi: not sailormoon...
AOSHI: eeeew...
YUMI: Aoshi: sailormoon is way too colorful. what happened to the darkness?
YUMI: Okay, we do the Gundam boys pose then. Yumi: demo, that pose is too masculine for a little lady like me.
YUMI: Aoshi: I'll do any pose you want.
YUMI: Yumi: Okay, then, let's shower the world with our love.
AOSHI: eeeew...
YUMI: Aoshi: no i won't do any pose. WHAT gundam pose?
YUMI: Aoshi: we'll defeat evildoers with our affections.
AOSHI: eeeew...
YUMI: Aoshi: what love?
AOSHI: ..........
YUMI: Aoshi: this is getting tiring...
YUMI: Yumi: Aoshi-want to be: just give up. Leave Aoshi to my hands!
AOSHI: ..........
YUMI: Aoshi: no... this is crazy.
YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, are you happy now?
AOSHI: ..........
YUMI: Aoshi: baka bowl of oranges...
YUMI: Aoshi: baka baka
YUMI: Aoshi: Yes. I have found inner peace by your side.
YUMI: Yumi: And we'll free all the geishas.
YUMI: Aoshi: and kill all the shishios!
YUMI: Yumi: With you at my side.
YUMI: Aoshi: I'm invincible.
AOSHI: ..........
YUMI: Aoshi: but i'm not into geisha personalities.
YUMI: Aoshi: i'm not into anyone
YUMI: Aoshi: If a mirror reflects my heart, it would be your beautiful face reflected.
AOSHI: yeah...
YUMI: Aoshi: it'd be a stone wall
YUMI: Aoshi: a ice cold stone wall
YUMI: Yumi: And if the clouds show my affections, it would show little Aosh-samas all around.
AOSHI: yeah...
YUMI: Aoshi: then go for the clouds
YUMI: Aoshi: there are so many ...
AOSHI: aha. red, blue. i see
YUMI: Aoshi: i like my shrine with the green tea
YUMI: Aoshi: why clouds when I'm right here.
YUMI: Yumi: I'm afraid you'll leave.
YUMI: Aoshi: I told you I'll never leave your side.
YUMI: Yumi: demo...
AOSHI: .....................
YUMI: Aoshi: i'm not here...
YUMI: Aoshi: DEMO nothing. I can never ever leave such a beautiful face.
YUMI: Yumi: Ah, Aosh-sama.
AOSHI: .....................
YUMI: Aoshi: i'm not that superficial, woman.
YUMI: Aoshi: Ah, Yumi. Forget inner peace.
AOSHI: whaT?! aoshi, are you drunk?!
YUMI: Aoshi: i need inner peace!!!
YUMI: Yumi: don't give up your quest for inner peace!
AOSHI: *whew... i think...
YUMI: Aoshi: thank you.
YUMI: Aoshi: now can I go?
YUMI: Aoshi: maybe I'm looking in the wrong places. While I look to tea and reflection, I really should be looking at your face.
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you're such a flatterer.
AOSHI: ...
YUMI: Aoshi: no, i like green tea better.
YUMI: Yumi: I can make green tea for you.
YUMI: Aoshi: No. I quit. It's an unhealthy addiction.
AOSHI: dumbass formatting...
YUMI: Aoshi: and peace, and tranquility.
YUMI: Aoshi: and shrine... the solitude...
AOSHI: unhealthy?
YUMI: Aoshi: huh? no, it's a very healthy ceremony
YUMI: Aoshi: tea cleanses
YUMI: Yumi: but, tea is good for you.
AOSHI: that's what I just said...
YUMI: Aoshi: isn't that what I just said?
YUMI: Aoshi: No. Anything that takes my attention from you is unhealthy.
AOSHI: aoshi, you dumb oaf.
YUMI: Aoshi: WOMAN, i'm not superficial!
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, you should turn your attention from me sometimes.
AOSHI: aoshi, you dumb oaf.
YUMI: Aoshi: I do do that.
YUMI: Aoshi: Yes. But, it's so impossible. The pain is completely unbearable without you.
YUMI: Yumi: what pain?
YUMI: Aoshi: the pain of solitude.
AOSHI: ...
YUMI: Yumi: there, there. I'll always be here.
YUMI: Aoshi: Oh happy days! I'll never be lonely!
YUMI: Yumi: My Aoshi-sama!
YUMI: Aoshi: My Yumi!
YUMI: * The following scene is rated NC-17 *
AOSHI: ....
YUMI: Aoshi: oh no...
YUMI: Aoshi: what now?!
AOSHI: y are there so many of these scenes?
YUMI: Aoshi: uh... what are you doing to that pillow, yumi?
YUMI: Aoshi: well, at least it's not me.
AOSHI: aoshi doesn't strike me as someone so... active...
AOSHI: ?
YUMI: Aoshi: essentially cuz i'm not
AOSHI: oh?
YUMI: Aoshi: it's all in this woman's head.
YUMI: Aoshi: all in her head.
YUMI: Yumi: Aoshi, someone said that this is not good for you.
YUMI: Aoshio: anything for you. I am willing to die for you!
AOSHI: ... stop giving her ideas, aoshi
YUMI: Aoshi: i'm not!!!
YUMI: Aoshi: er... my name...
AOSHI: T_T
YUMI: Aoshi: it' snot healthy for me so i won't start it...
YUMI: Aoshi: you can continue with your exotic fantasies, woman.
YUMI: Yumi: Aoshi, when I grow old, will you still care for me.
AOSHI: still?
YUMI: Aoshi: still?
YUMI: Aoshi: what do you mean, "still?"
YUMI: Aoshi: you'll never grow old in my eyes. You shall always be my dear dear Yumi.
YUMI: Yumi: and when you're beat up, and weak, and poor, and ugly, I shall still care for you.
YUMI: Aoshi: I am so honored.
AOSHI: *sniff...
YUMI: Aoshi: ugh... do you not hear me?
YUMI: Aoshi: am I totally non existant?
YUMI: Yumi: oh, Aosh-sama, are you still obsessed with beating battousai?
AOSHI: probably.
YUMI: Aoshi: no
YUMI: Aoshi: i'm obsessed with inner peace
YUMI: Aoshi: that red head? Of course not. I'm thinking of taking cooking lessons from him. Oh, happy days! we'll both be good male cooks.
YUMI: Yumi: cook tuna casserole? and pizza? and teriyaki?
YUMI: Aoshi: I shall do everything to satisfy your appetite.
AOSHI: okay...
YUMI: Aoshi: uh... i can learn cooking...
YUMI: Aoshi: pizza's not japanese..
YUMI: Yumi: even go to Italy for pizza recipes?
YUMI: Aoshi: Yes. Even if it means walking there by foot.
AOSHI: actually, she's not really ignoring you. she's taking your ideas and using them.
YUMI: Aoshi: i see...
YUMI: Aoshi: maybe we should jsut sit back and watch, ne?
AOSHI: i'll go get popcorn
YUMI: Aoshi: actually, i prefer green tea.
YUMI: Aoshi: have any?
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, what should we name our children?
YUMI: Aoshi: how bout Yumao?
YUMI: Yumi: that's an interesting name.
YUMI: Aoshi: it's our names together.
YUMI: Yumi: why something like that?
AOSHI: you have children?
YUMI: Aoshi: no no no... what kinda name is yumao?!
YUMI: Aoshi: ................................. you can't me serious,...
AOSHI: aoshi, don't use that name...
YUMI: Aoshi: i don't have children.
YUMI: Aoshi: i'm sure this woman has plenty though...
YUMI: Aoshi: so, everytime I hear it, I will think of you and I together.
YUMI: Yumi: but, I don't think Yumao is very good.
YUMI: Aoshi: then what? anything for you!
AOSHI: you know yumi, for once you're right
YUMI: Aoshi: yumao is weird
YUMI: Yumi: how bout Yumshiao?
YUMI: Aoshi: that is perfect! You are so talented.
AOSHI: er....
YUMI: Aoshi: that's worse
YUMI: Aoshi: stop this insanity, woman or do I have to call you what I called megumi?
YUMI: Yumi: what do you think little Yumshiao will look like?
YUMI: Aoshi: He'll have your impeccable eyes and my strength.
YUMI: Yumi: let's raise him well, ne?
AOSHI: uh... are you letting her continue?
YUMI: Aoshi: do I have a choice?
YUMI: Aoshi: I'll teach him how to use a kodachi.
YUMI: Yumi: oh, no, no, no. Teach him how to get a girfriend first!
AOSHI: ....
YUMI: Aoshi: ....
YUMI: Aoshi: You're right. First comes women and then comes strength.
YUMI: Aoshi: Yumi, you are the source of my strength.
AOSHI: ?!
YUMI: Aoshi: women is no where in the picture, b----
YUMI: Aoshi: can't say it.
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, Aosh-sama, I'm so glad you agree with me on this.
AOSHI: you're too soft, shinomori.
YUMI: Aoshi: i don't need another beating...
YUMI: Aoshi: you are the pefect female!
AOSHI: ne?
YUMI: Aoshi: forget it.
YUMI: Yumi: Oh, my Aosh-sama, can you sing for me?
YUMI: Aoshi: sure no prob. Here goes; OH YUMI!!!! MEANS NO WORRIES.
AOSHI: ......
YUMI: Aoshi: woman, haven't you realized I don't have a single? and neither do you?
YUMI: AND A HAPPY DAY!!!!
YUMI: OH MY YUMI!!!!!!
YUMI: MEANS NO WORRIES!!!!!!!
YUMI: Yumi: Aoshi, go work on your singing.
AOSHI: SHUT UP!!!!!!
YUMI: Aoshi: i think i'll kill myself now...
YUMI: Aoshi: i'll die before I get disgraced anymore... and she wanted to be an assassin
AOSHI: assassin?
YUMI: Aoshi: Anything for you. I will take singing lessons from Kaoru.
AOSHI: well, it's pretty effective. you're unsheating your kodachi right now...
YUMI: Yumi: oh, Aoshi-sama, maybe you should dance instead. Oh, and make clucking noices. I like thoses.
AOSHI: kaoru?
YUMI: Aoshi: but this is taking the easy way out.
YUMI: Aoshi: if that b.... was kamatari, she'd be dead by now.
YUMI: Aoshi: cluck cluck cluck cluck.
AOSHI: dance?
YUMI: Aoshi: i can't dance for my life...
AOSHI: what the hell is that?
AOSHI: cluck?
YUMI: Aoshi: *shrug
YUMI: Aoshi: i have no idea. I'm not doing a damn thing
YUMI: Yumi: Ne, Aosh-sama, do the macarana.
YUMI: Yumi: Aosh-sama, do the caterpillar dance.
AOSHI: shinomori...
YUMI: Aoshi: woman, i will NOT dance.
YUMI: Aoshi: I'm sorry Yumi, but I really don't know how to dance.
YUMI: Yumi: Go and take lessons from Yahiko!
YUMI: Aoshi: okay, anything for Yumi!
AOSHI: ....
YUMI: Aoshi: yahiko?!
AOSHI: you're gonna look like an idiot before she's through with you. why don't you jump out that window over there an escape?
YUMI: Aoshi: good idea.
YUMI: Aoshi: bye yumi...
YUMI: Aoshi: anything else for my beautiful Yumi?
YUMI: Yumi: it's way too much trouble.
AOSHI: you know, you're just talking to a puppet right now, yumi
AOSHI: aoshi left
YUMI: how?
AOSHI: he jumped out the window
AOSHI: you were so engrossed with that pillow who you thought was aoshi you didn't notice
YUMI: Oh. Oh, well! Gotta go then! See you some other time!
AOSHI: ttyl
YUMI: bye!!!!! AND YUMSHIAO IS A GREAT NAME!!!
AOSHI: err...
YUMI: Hey, Woojin just went in and out. You think I really offended him? I was just joking! T.T
AOSHI: ...
YUMI: Oh welll. Aoshi & Yumi will continue their conversation in the next episode.
AOSHI: ...
AOSHI: okay
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