The difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks
Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser
Bad singers break into song because they can't find the key
Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out
Men screw with penis; women screw with minds.
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
Never argue with a fool,
he may be doing the same thing
Never approach a bull from the front,
a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction
The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something
Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter
Hooker with bike pedal ass all over town
Man with athletic finger make broad jump
(and these are more just good info than funny)
To prevent hangover stay drunk!
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons
Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have
Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose
A girl's best asset is her lie ability
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak
No difference between man and mouse, pussy end of both
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent
To make egg roll, push it
Man who put wick into wrong candle, get burned
Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed
War do not determine who right, war determine who left
Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius
All men eat, but Fu Manchu
Man who put cream in tart, not always baker
Man with tool in woman mouth, May not necessarily be dentist.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Baseball wrong man with four ball cannot walk
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag
Don't sweat petty stuff, and don't pet sweaty stuff.
Find blind man on nude beach, not hard.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who shoot off mouth, bound to lose face
Man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time
He who has a sharp tongue, cuts own throat
Do not drink and park - accidents cause people.
It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man who run beside car...Pretty Damn Fast!!!
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind
woman who sit on judges lap get honerable discharge
secretary not a permanent feature until screwed on desk
man who shove d*ck in exhaust pipe get hot rod
Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone
Man Who Has Penis In Peanut Jar Is Fu*king Nuts.
Man who stuck in pantry have ass in jam
He who cooks corn and pees in the same pot is very unsanitary
Man who stand on toilet high on pot
Man who smoke pot choke on handle
Man who snort Coke.....drown
