The Day of Dads
Retirement Dinner
Rev. Dale Morgan
Shellhamer
by Lori Fish
After church, and after we got John
(my husband) dressed well enough to please mom, (out
of his raggy, old tennis shoes and shorts) we then
went to Dads Retirement Dinner
His
churches are: Zion UCC in Lewistown Valley, and
Christ UCC in Mckeansburg
All the family I
mentioned before were there, then also, Brian
Zelinsky (Barbies husband); Aunt Carol and
Uncle Jim; Aunt Audry and Uncle Carl; Pappy (Paul
Shellhamer, Dads Dad); Aunt Diane and Uncle
Ron;
Some tears were shed, I image by
all, but mostly the New Ringgold Fire Company was
filled with laughter as so many came up to speak
about old memories.
Skip Wessner
She spoke
of how Dad and Mom came all the way to Delaware(?)
Hospital to see her 23 years ago when she had her
pace maker put in, which brought a close bond between
them ever after.), She cried in telling this, and we
all cried along with her
Charlie
Bailey
(He was like a brother to us, a son
to my parents and a good friend to all.) Anyway, he
spoke of getting even with Dad, since only two years
ago the Odd Fellows honored him, and Dad told things,
about Charlie, that to that day, his own parents and
grown-up friends never heard before. Charlie then
went on to say that he, himself was probably the only
one, in the history of Confirmation, that ever
picketed my fathers way of doing things. Then
Charlie went on to ask us (The audience) If Rev.
Shellhamer ever made them do a report about a saint
named "LIRPA LOOF" in confirmation Class.
No one recalled such a thing and Charlie feigned
being indignantly shocked. Then he said how the class
looked and looked for informationeven having
the school librarian tear the library apart to find
something, anything on Lirpa Loof. Then, when the day
came for the report to be turned in, My Dad divulged
the fact that Lirpa Loof was April Fool spelled
backwards. Thats when Charlie made a sign and
picketed my Dads ways. They were always such
cardsmy Dad and that Charlie Bailey!!!
Dott
also spoke, and my Dad
teased her that they would be spending a lot of time
at her house since they would soon be neighbors (about
2 miles away) and she has an in ground pool!
June Leiby
She gave Dad
a shovel, an Apron and a wooden spoon. Then she said
that Since Nancy will still be working, hes to
make sure that the meals are ready when she comes
home
The family then called out that he only
knew how to make egg in the nest. Which is mostly
true, though he can make other high cholesterol meals.
Helen Kock
I
Believe was next and heartily agreed with June, as
she gave much the same items as June did.
Harry Strack
He said
something like he was representing "The Charge"
and that they wanted to show how much they
appreciated my Dads efforts throughout his 25
years of service
then he extended his hand for a
firm handshake and said (something like), "Thats
all you get." Then, Harry admitted that he was
joking then handed my Dad an envelope with a check
for, I believe, $2,500.00! A hundred dollars for each
year.
(In the course of the night, and in
the days thereafter, there were so many others
that gave my parents a head start in their retirement
with checks and cards with money in them. I thank you
all, as Im sure they do too, because the sum
was over six thousand dollars and that shows how much
all these people care about my Dad
since it is
obvious that their gifts came from the heart.)
Cathy Mcgee
Spoke about
dad providing so many with the bread of life and gave
him a basket full of bread, in a Laungenberger basket
no less
It was very nice, and dad later said how
touched he was that she would say such a thing.
Nancy Killian
She gave
a glove, and spoke of how she heard of all the
mischievous things he did as a child
one being
how he would tie a rope (Thread) around a purse or
wallet and wait patiently until someone came along to
pick it up. The "Glove" she then said,
would come in handy to keep him from getting rope
burns in the process of all his mischievous ways.
Sandy Kashmar
In a
quite serious tone, she spoke of how Dad taught her
how to pray
She said it was on the way to
Lewistown that this occurred. She was following him
there, and had some difficulty keeping up with him on
the narrow, back, country road with all them winding
turns
It was then that she said aloud "Lord
Please
help me get there in one piece!" And thus she
learned to pray. This was particularly funny to those
whom ever seen Dad drive this back road
The
speed limit is 35 mph in some spots and 25 in others
and
Dad is so used to driving it, going from church to
church, that he sets a record of approximately 45-50
mph, without, even realizing that hes doing it!
Dorothy Moyer (Now Chinchar)
(Who read the same short story that she wrote when my
grandfather retired
The Old Straw Hat.), She
also brought a picture of her and Dad 25 and ½ years
ago when my Dad first came to these Churches, before
this he was at Elplers Church in Leesport, PA, and my
Grandfather, Rev. John Gulick, was the minister here.
Rev. Jeff Rudloff, was the M.C..
Hes a very funny man, and also a talented
singer and pianist. Near the end he sang a song about
a minister who dies and the line of people waiting to
thank him for all he done for them, and thanking him
for helping them find their way to heaven...I never
heard this song before, it was a tear jerker to say
the very least, and I meant to ask Rev. Rudloff if he
wrote it, but, I forgot.
Rev. John Freeman
(He
too is retiring) and he spoke about how much he
enjoyed being part of the joint services that he and
the other Pastors shared. He also said about how much
he would miss singing with them, then someone in the
audience called out, "You all have to sing
The Jericho Mile one last time!"
Everyone heartily agreed and then the four ministers,
Rev. Jeff Rudloff, Rev. Donald Schwenk, Rev. John
Freeman, and my Dad sang it one last time and it
never sounded sweeter.
Harry (and Sally) Roush
spoke, he first gave dad a rake, (Others gave
gardening tools also
not for work, but, for
leaning on) then after telling a story, he brought
out a huge, garbage-bag-wrapped present with the long
poles sticking out the bottom. The story went
something like this
Terry Hafer (not sure of married name)
She
represented the Joint Consistery, and she came out
bearing a huge, flat present.
Inside, after having some
assistance, Dad pulled out a large beautiful scenery
picture of Eagles in Flight.
There were so many others, I cant
recall them all, but, it was all so wonderful looking
back over the years. But the one that I will never
forgetwas my own Mom (Nancy Shellhamer)
standing up at the podium and telling her view and
memories of Dad. She was so very funny, and she
sounded like a professional comedian. With Comedians,
they say that timing is everything, well she did this
to perfection, and we laughed and laughed
hysterically. And afterwards we all congratulated
her, and she was all smiles. It was a side of mom
that I never seen before, and Ill tell you, I
loved every second of it!!!
Moms
Notes of her speech
Bob Mantz told me I had to say
something. I understand this is to be a roast. I
could never roast Dale but sometimes I would like to
toast him. This is our life in a nutshell
Dale started out as a little boy .
. . and still is one. At age three (As I have been
told over and over again) every time a certain man
came to visit, Dale recited this little verse
Here stands I
Three feet High
With a round blue eye
And now, "Good bye"
Every time he said this little
verse the visitor gave him a quarter. That was his
first speaking assignment
He hasnt gotten
paid much more since then. I am told he was always
playing Preacher Man. "Here comes the little
preacher" Everyone used to say whenever the
family went to visit. By the time he was 5 or 6 years
old, he would pretend to be Billy Graham and he had
Billy Graham Crusades, which were held in the Knepper
Lumber Yards.
About that time I was born. My
father as you all know, was also a preacher. And I
was the "P.K." The Preachers Kid! I
swore I would never marry a minister. Well
we
both grew up and met, He went to college, Air Force
and I went to Nurses Training. We married in 1961 and
went to Seminary. He got a Bachelor of Divinity
Degree and I got a PHTS DegreePutting Hubby
Through Seminary. Since Seminary Days we had 4
children3 churches and 4 beautiful grand sons,
not always well behaved but great kids.
Dale was always very athletic. He
especially loved baseball, archery and hunting.
Notice, I said was athletic. Up to about
2 years ago he could still stand on his head.
He has some very annoying qualities
- On trips he would rather go
100 miles out of the way than ask directionsone
of the children gave him a key tag that says,
"Im a Dad, Of course I know where
we are"
- He hates to ask for help, but
would do anything for anybody.
- Birthday Joke
3929,
or whatever is really getting old, just like
him.
- Weird Sense of humor. He loves
Born Looser and all those stupid cartoons.
- Has all the hymn pages
memorized, but cant remember to give me
my messagesor what happened yesterday.
Dale loves music and can play a
mean tonette. I should say old tonette.
Weve had 25 (+) great years
at Christ U.C.C. and Zion U.C.C. We also have very
special memories of Friedens since we were married,
by my father, in Friedens. It is very hard to move
out of a home that has been mine for 50+ years. I
think I should have Squatters rights.
Well, It is time to retire and move
on, but we will always remember all you wonderful
people
The Joys, tears, and love we shared with
you and your loved ones. We will be around and just
down the road in Ellis Valley, on Zion Stone Church
Valley Road.
In seriousness
he has been a
dedicated, and loving husband, father and minister.
But, one thing I know he is not going to do in
retirement
is sit under a tree and have me fan
him all day.
Well thats the notes from my
moms speech. Though, she added to it when she
actually spoke. I hope you enjoyed this, as it
started out for my own journal, tough I thought
others would want to remember this special day,
especially since I dont recall seeing any video
cameras at the dinner. I even forgot to bring
mine
But, once again I thank you all, just for
being there to share this day with my Dad, and, for
being part of our lives for so many years.
God Bless and Take Care
Forever yours
Lori Shellhamer