-This website contains the explaination of everything the goverment is doing and why other shit in your life happens. This website also uncovers the horrific truth behind cows and why there here. reason is that they are facinated with our asses and to sum it all up they like big butts and they can not lie.Not to mention all the other alien vampire cows cannot deny. I know it sounds wierd but its true so becareful when you alone with cows. Anyhoo, this is pointless shit your reading right now so sit on the couch and watch your reality t.v. why androids suck your brains out of you head.

Main editor & html artist: Stephen

-This website is here to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. Do not doubt this website or it will come back to bite you in the ass very very hard. We only wish to help by spreading the information to people so that they can be better prepared for the things untold by the US government. Please don't leave threatening messages or complaints in our guestbook beacause if you do I might have to cuss at you and call you things unheard of and obsene. If you have a complaint please refer to the sentence made above our first conspiracy. I hope that you like the website.

Main editor & html learner: Robert (elfboy)

-How i became the assistant editor i dont know i am lucky if i can spell my own fucking name correct. but woo hoo go me go me go me. It is ok i would be jealous also... ha ha ha ha ha ha. So if you have any questions to ask me call me at 1-800-we-blow.

Assistant Editor:Brandon

Other assistant editor

Dave

the fine print that you are reading has no important content at all,I hope that you didn't have to use a magnifying glass or something to read this because its just a waste of your time.