Things Sessho-maru Would Never Say!
"Inu-Yasha, nevermind about the Tetsusagia. I don't want it anymore."

"I LOVE YOU, INU-YASHA! Come here and give your big brother a hug!"

"Jaken, you're my best buddy in whole world!"

"I LOVE HUMANS! They're SO cute!"

"Naraku, I hate you! You're such a meany!"

"Kagome, you're so hott! Will you be my queen?"

"My father was right about giving me the Tenseiga."

"I want to be a half-breed just like Inu-Yasha!"

"No...being human would be better."

"I want to help Inu-Yasha and his friends find the Shikon Shards!"

"Oh, Shippo! You're so cute!" *Sessy hugs Shippo really tight*

"Jaken, you don't have to babysit Rin anymore."
Jaken, "I don't?" Sessy, "Nope, cause I'm getting rid of her!" Jaken, "YES!"

"Jaken, you don't have to babysit Rin anymore." Jaken, "I don't?" Sessy, "Nope, cause you're fired! Kagome is taking your place." Jaken, "WHAT?!"

*More coming soon!*