It's now OPEN SEASON on those
	pesky TOILET BUZZARDS!
You've seen these flies, big enough to scare the cat?
	They reproduce like crazy!
And they're too big to swat!
If you can find a really big VENUS FLYTRAP
Or a breeding pair of 500 lb. frogs
PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!

another original by REDHEADDAD

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