TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE BOUGHT A CHEAP
CAR
And, without further ado, the number
one sign
you bought a
cheap car: BACK TO
JOKES for a lot more laughs...
10. Your
tinted windows are also
known as Hefty Garbage
Bags.
9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going
downhill.
8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires
a
new needle.
7. The rear-view miror says, "Objects in
Mirror Are Better
Than This Piece of Junk."
6. The odometer on the
dashboard is not as sophisticated as
the everyday abacus.
5. Shadow Traffic warns other
drivers what highway you're
taking.
4. The sticker on the windshield says,
"Batteries
not
included."
3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded
Coals.
2. You can only go to restaurants that offer
Valet
Pushing.
1. When you pass hitchhikers, they put
their
thumb down.