I've got a diaper in my hand,
I've got a diaper in my hand,
Because the one I have on,
Is not as dry as sand.
I'm squishy and I'm squirming,
My rear is fairly burning!
So here is a fresh diapee,
You need to wipee, wipee...
I got a diaper in my hand,
I got one for the road
Because this smelly load
Is more than I can stand!
I got a diaper in my hand,
I got a diaper in my hand,
If you would please change me,
It would be so very grand.