I heard that you were lately stressed
When your car was repossessed.

Come on, cheer up, now don't complain,
Nothing quite like a walk in the rain.

Time to get creative, inflate some balloons!
Dust off those skates, or go fly your broom!

If I lock all my doors, don't think me a lout
When I pass you hitchhiking, your thumb sticking out.

That car won't get much for the old auction huckster,
For when you had it, it was your dempsy dumpster.

You ran without oil, the tires were all sheer,
You hadn't even washed the thing in a year.

The bill will come back, for what you still owe,
And it will be huge, 'cause they sold it so low.

So don't blame it on others, or the heavenly raiment,
You'd still have the car, if you'd just made the payment.



Another original greeting by REDHEADDAD



On 1-25-2001 this page won the
"DUBIOUS SITE OF THE DAY"
award by Chongoboy of
Chongo's Filthy Toons (caution: adult link).
Thank you, Chongo!


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