You MIGHT be an insanely obsessed Lord of the Rings fan if...
Yes, here it is- My own, mostly origional list.  Snifty.

1. You own the Fellowship of the Ring, the Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition, the Two Towers, and the Two Towers Extended Edition, and are saving up for tickets to the Return of the King, buy the Return of the King movie, and the Return of the King extended edition.

2. You own not only all the movie Soundtracks, but also Symphany #1 by Johan De Mej and At Dawn in Rivendell

3. You have worn out four copies of the Fellowship of the Ring Soundtrack, Three copies of The Two Towers soundtrack, and refuse to take the origional copy of the Return of the King soundtrack to school for fear of damaging it.

4.You can speak Elven.

5. You honestly, truly, with all your heart wish you had pointy ears- and NOT so you'll look like a Vulcan.

6. Your favorite phrase is in Elven. (Slean nid!  Eio ra nid rutcha tha waerlinga nista!)

7. you had a dream about the cheap-o semi-cardboard Return of the King bookmarks coming out.

8. When the cheap-o semi-cardboard double sided Return of the King bookmarks did come out, you ran through the hallway to the Library and promptly stole at least two full sets.

9. You have written fanfics that actually make sense.

10. You watched the movies carefully enough to notice small bloopers.

11. You are the only Lord of the Rings fan in your family.  (not really a sign, but it's enough to gain you a kudos point).

12. You start conversations with people you don't know by talking about Lord of the Rings, and if they haven't at least seen the movies you stop talking because you know you'd never cease to annoy them.

13. You younger sibling, who has never watched the movie, can quote it almost as well as you.

14. While watching the movie, you can point out the track number, track name, and how much you like the song.

15. You know that Peter Jackson plays an instrument in the score

16. you know WHERE Peter Jackson plays said instrument in the score.

17. You complain when a song starts in the movie that isn't on the Soundtrack.

18.  You are addicted to reading/writing Lord of the Rings Fanfics.

19. You find at least one character in the movie hot, but not the actor who plays him/her.

20. You write lists like this

21. You've cried at least once during at least one of the movies.

22. You're working diligently to cover the walls of your room with maps of middle earth, the soundtrack covers, afore-mentioned cheap-o doublesided semi-cardboard bookmarks, posters... etc.

23. There's a sign on your sibling's (or perhaps your own door) that reads "There is an evil here that does not sleep."

24. In Theater class you yelled at the kid who tried to do Galadriel's monologue at the beginning of Fellowship because he mis-pronounced the Elven words.

25. When watching the movies you continuously leaned to the person next to you- whether you knew them or not- whispering: "This wasn't in the book!"

26. You call anyone who cannot tell Merry and Pippin apart an "ametuer."

27. You've written a letter to Hasbro because they put an incorrect answer in the Lord of the Rings trivial pursuit game.
More signs! =>