* I love Pippin to death, and I'm doing all I can on this page to avoid writing on his face, so the format's kinda screwed up.*
About ME!  'Cuz I'm sure you're interested....
My Name is... Well, I shan't tell you.  No!  Indeed I shall not!  There is no way!  You could torture me with orc methods and the name 'Jackie' would not escape my lips!  You could lock me up with Ringwraiths and I would not tell you that I am called Jackie!  You could attack me with bunnies and sticks and I would not say 'my name is Jackie!'...  Well, maybe if you attacked me with Bunnies and sticks...  wait....  porcupines.
Feel the desperate urge to Email me?  Now you can!  No, It's true!  You can actually contact the brilliant creator of this site!  I know, I know, it's hard to believe that you can actually speak- well, sorta- to someone so brilliant as I, but it's true!  Really!  All you have to do is Email me!  Isn't it amazing?  It's so simple!!!!! And Free, to boot!  All you do is Email me!!!  Isn't that awesome?  Now, I ask that you limit your Emails to no more than 12 a day and keep the blabbering nonsense to a respectable level....  Huh?  Oh yeah.....  the address.  Sure, interrupt me in the middle of a rant.  *sulk*

Okay, all you have to do is type this into your little 'to' area to your Email: reasonably_crazy@yahoo.com.  Or, of you're feeling lazy, click
this.
More facinating facts about ME later!!! 
(As if you really cared... But I know you do...  Don't you?  *sniff*)