Physics Club

You may not realize it but if you are taking Physics or have taken Physics you are a member of the Physics Club. If you have not taken Physics or do not attend Jackson High School you are not a member of the Physcis Club.

Every term the physics class does two projects. Here are some pictures from last terms baloon experiment.

Due to a lack of anything interesting to say about the Physics Club here are some physics jokes.

• A student recognizes Einstein in a train and asks: Excuse me, professor, but does New York stop by this train?
• A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
• Q: What did one quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight another quantum physicist? A: Let me atom.
• Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."
• Q: Where does bad light end up? A: In a prism.
• Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."
• Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?
• The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says "You can never be sure how many beers you had last night."
• Q: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other? A: "Gotta split!"

• According to Einstein's Theory of Relatives, the probability of in-laws visiting you is directly proportional to how much you feel like being left alone.
• There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."

If you did not get all the jokes on this page you are no longer in the Physics Club. Back to JHS Homepage