You know the drill. ADULT STORIES: If you aren't 18 or over, you don't belong here. If you don't like sexually suggestive material, please go back to the general audience pages. For those of you looking for out and out smut, you are also in the wrong place. I'm a romantic through and through and I prefer describing feelings to describing acts ad nauseum. That means, for smut, this is really tame.   Single Episode Stories I'm Sorry Rating: NC-17 Written: 09/15/98 Sometimes being 'together' isn't at all like one's fantasies.    King of Pouts Rating: NC-17 Written: 02/99 This story follows the irreverent Mary W.'s Chaotica's Throne Do read hers first, then click the back button on your tool bar for: A little mood music, a little smaltz, a little chuckle and a little sex.    Designing Woman Rating: R Written: 01/00 So you think you know all there is to know about Fair Haven. Think again! Here's the real scoop.    The Magowan Vapor Caper Rating: NC-17 Written: 03/26/00 - 09/24/00 This is the result of an unfortunate encounter a dear pondie had with a skunk. I have NO idea what the heck I was trying to say, but it does have the sensitivity and political correctness of...oh...yer average rap song. ******************************************