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You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive!
You lie a great deal! You make the same mistakes repeatedly because your stupid!
Everyone thinks your a fucking jerk!

You are the pioneer type and think most people are dick-heads!
You are quick to reprimand!
Your impatient and scornful of advice!
You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come into contact with!
You are a prick!

You have a wild imagination and often think your being followed by the F.B.I or the C.I A.!
You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power!
You lack confidence and are a general dip-shit!

You are practical and persistant!
You have a dogged determination and work like hell!
Most people think that your stubborn and bullheaded!
Your nothing but a fucking communist!

You are a quick and intelligent thinker!
People like you because you are bi-sexual!
You are inclined to except too much for too little!
This means that you are a cheap asshole!
Gimini's are notorious for thriving on Incest!

You are sympathetic and understanding to others problems!
Which makes you a sucker!
You are always putting things off!
This is why you will always be on walfare and will never be worth a shit at anything!
Everyone on drugs is a Cancer!

You consider yourself a born leader!
Others think that your an idiot!
Most Leo's are bullies!
You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism!
Your arrogance is disgusting!
Leo people are thieving Mother-Fuckers and enjoy masterbation more than sex!

You are the logical type and hate disorder!
Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and your family!
You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking!
Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps!

You are the artistict type and have a difficult time dealing with reality!
If you are a male, you are probably queer!
Choices for employment and monetary gain are nil!
Most Libra women are whore's!
All Libra's die from V.D.!

The worst of the lot!
You are shrewd in buisiness and can't be trusted!
You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics!
You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch!
Most Scorpio's are murdered!

You are optimistic and enthusiastic!
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent!
The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or on drugs!Or both!
You are a worthless piece of shit!

You are conservative and are afraid to take chances!
You are basically a chicken-shit!
There gas never been a Capricorn of any importance!
You should kill yourself!