[-The Quarkz-]// Me, Me...Me Kylie. Female. 17. Obsessive. Blonde Hair. Brown Eyes. Australian. Weird. Quirky. Freak. Short. Smart ass. Disturbed Little One. Dark Angel. Alias. Web design. Evanescence. Net Addict. Dreamer. Smiley whore. SD. Wacky. Obsessed with men in leather. Jessica Alba. Fanfictions. Kawasaki bikes. Michael Weatherly. Computers. Rain. Antisocial. Codemaker. Loudish. Night. Alexi. Lost Penguin. Barcodes. Graphic Design. Blah Blah Woof Woof. // Whatever Date: 27/12/03 Time: 10:35pm Wearing: Roxy Cargos, Black Thing Hair: >>About That<< Watching: Mirrorball - Fear Hearing: "Peel Off" - Jin Eating: Pasta with salt (Again) Drinking: Vanilla Coke Thinking: Trocmare. What a stupid name for salt. No MSG or HVP. Wow. Feeling: Hurties/Tired Wanting: Watermelon & Ice-cream Plugging: No clingie tee, great. Reading: Tears For Fears // Staring At  Comment: If you are a pioneer DA Fan you would remember this. It's the splash screen for the original 800x600 DA site back in 2000. Found it on a 2 year old disk and revived it. Jess's baby fat days, lol. Credit: Sadly Dead :o( // Quote "There was like 10 minutes of these 2 people doing every...possible position you can think of. I gotta say, being single it was hard watching that show." - Jess, MTV Diary 2-12-03 // Lyrics Wind in time | rapes the flower trembling on the vine | nothing yields to shelter it | from above | they say temptation will destroy our love | the never ending hunger - Sarah Mclachlan "Fear" // Link Me 
 
 // Communicate MSN: heavy_as_empty@hotmail.com Email: quarkz@sadly-beautiful.com Domain: sadly-beautiful.com // Family Kacee >> Evil Sister Jaime >> Manticore Sister Dene >> Jess Stalking Twin Andrew >> Nomalie for sure Trudy >> Mutant Sister Jodie >> Evil Twin Katie >> Scary Freak // Clique-able My Love Slave // Casey Stoner Quarkz & Timmy: Partners in Crime. Handcuffed to Michael Weatherly Casey is my Match Made In Heaven Who's in a Box? Jess, that's who. // Testorama Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: High Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Very High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: High Take the personality test: here More information on results: here |
[-The Blog-]Whoa, it's been a while since I blogged last, hope ya'll didn't miss me too much, ha. I have recently purchased 150mb of web space so for all you folks that have requested media from me you will get your wishes. The site will be down while I transfer all the files and re-do a few things that have been bugging me but I have been too lazy to fix. There will be heaps more piccies and a truckload of useless videos that probably will have no relevance to you unless you like the same things I do. If you have requested stuff then I will be emailing you when I have uploaded it. I re-did the splash page and I might do a new layout if I get bored enough or want to waste time for no apparent reason. Photoshop boredism crap: + | + | + | + All created because there was a lack of better things to do. I also think everyone should go watch this. It is useless, rude, and american but frook is it god damn funny! Speaking of funny; my bike decided to break its clutch cable coming down the Montville ranges, yaya. I started walking home after alot of swearing, kicking and twitching. Guess who pulls up next to me. The coppers. They took me all the way home in the back of the cop car, it was so embarrassing. My drunk sister had to take me back out to the bike and Jaymi got it out of gear for me after alot of messing around. I had to ride home in 3rd gear going at a top speed of 40km/h with my sister behind me, the hazards blaring. Gawd, I could have died from embarrassment. Good thing I was wearing a helmet or my red face would have been shining brightly. Oh yeah, Merry Xmas. I thought I had forgotten something. Didn't get many pressies but it's not like Im counting. Dri Rider tank bag, food, money, books and a special card from Nick, awww. Bought a digital camera too so alot of new pictures will be popping up soonish. I'm gonna have to take my baby for a ride and do some bike and scenery shots. I mean what is scenery without a motorbike?! It's beyond me. I'm gonna take my camera into work and take heaps of piccies of Beccy Boo and all the faggs at work then post their pink ass's all over the internet. What rapturous joy. I saw Honey on December 7th. Andrew uploaded it to my ftp, awww isn't he a nice young lad. Pah. Anyways, 1.6gig and 7 hours later I had to force myself to watch it *shudders*. It was frightening. Here's my review: The overall Honey character made me sick, who the hell calls their kid Honey anyway? She is way too goodie goodie for me to take a liking to her, her sickenly happy attidue which positivly oozes out of her ears combined with the twiddle dee twiddle dum scene changing music makes for a cringe factor of 10/10. I must say Jess's acting wasn't excellent but when has her acting been excellent, it was bad but not as bad as usual. Supporting roles by Lil Romeo, Joy Bryant and Mehki Phifer where bwah. The fact that Mehki's character, Chad got a hard on every time Honey came near him made me want to puke, she got with him so quickly I was suprised. They meet each other and two scene's later they are making out in a Barber chair and suddenly they are dating and everyone's fine with it! Honey is a sub concious hussy, she would make better money being a hooker than a dance teacher. Ok things I didn't quite understand. The scence changing music, what the hell was this. Made the audience believe they where trapped in the cinema watching some 1983 hip hop bad haircut based soap opera. Disturbing stuff. For a PG-13 rating I was suprised at how many shits, craps, bitches, hoes, whores and ass's where said, I thought they would have gone full on G rating in the swearing category, Honey never swore once which just made me hate her more, not that she's hard to hate or anything. The soundtrack (which my sister has stolen, grrr) has so much swearing on it I had to do double take. Every song has the f-word in it atleast twice. Kinda stupid considering there will be under 13 year olds buying that cd. The ending was good and as embarrassing as it is to admit I had a little tear in my eye and a huge smile plastered on my face, I kinda felt like a retard but it's hard not to smile at the ending, with all the hugs, grins, music and yays it was hard to keep it contained, shut up. You must remember this is a PG-13 movie so it has a peachy Walt Disney ending and it makes you leave the cinema in a good mood. Although when you get up out of your chair you instantly think to yourself "Holy fruit, I just wasted 10 bucks on a shithose piece of crap that I got nothing out of" Well too bad for you, atleast males will leave the cinema with a hard on, females get nothing. Good for the family and kiddies but not good if you are a uptight anal movie critic bastard. It's a smiley movie not a piece of art. Ok, it's not even a childs piece of art which by the way wouldn't be classed as art it would be classed as random scribbles so Honey is classed as random scribble art. Here's a humerous review from a guy who shares the same thoughts as me on the movie: here. It's the only review I have found that doesn't beat the shit out of the movie and Jess. Shame. Listening to: Hed P.E. - The Meadow Reading: New World, Old Ghosts - Chapter 1 Currently: Swinging on my chair Bleep. Well I have finished school (silent yay) so now I am just bumming around doing nothing. I feel I am being productive but I have a slight feeling that really I am doing nothing, stupid feelings. I rode the bike for all of schoolies and now my left hand is like, retarded. I found a sweet ass little spot going into Mooloolah which has 3 corners that are seriously like 90 degrees, I have to drop it down to 3rd gear to get around them, there are so many marks all over the road from me doing chirpys from dropping it down too early but oh mah gawd it is so much fun! Mum wasn't impressed with wear on the tyres, scraped footpegs or the huge scratch under the exhaust from going round the corners too low, heh what can you do? Me and Mumsi moo went down to Sunstate Suzuki today and I must say she was damned impressed at the 2003 model GSX600 which was on special for $11990. I was impressed too because the seat was just low enough for me to be able to touch on atleast one side! There is hope for me, yay! She also has her eye on a 2nd hand Honda CBR600 (Yellow, erck) but hopefully I will be able to stear her in the right direction to a 2003 Kawasaki ZX6R, yes. Hottie ass bikes those bitches are *wipes drool from corner of mouth*. I told mum to wait for the ZX10R to come out because they are supposed to be the bike of the year but then again this is Kawasaki so that cannot logically be possible. We don't really have enough money for a new bike at the moment but I keep bugging dad to sell the Jetski so it might be possible...maybe. Oh Oh! Check these out: Torque which will hopefully be better than Biker Boyz *rolls eyes* and this, the new Judgement Day 2 DVD which by the looks of that I will be buying, gotta love all those crashes. :o) Since I have finished school I have been so so bored and at about 1:27am this morning my creative side bit me in the ass which produced this splurdge of photoshop crap. Can you believe that took me 3 hours? I can't but all I know is it was a good waste of time so I will probably be pumping out more wallies until I get seriously pissed off with the concept. Next one's will be motorbikes and hot males, every wallie I make seems to be Jess orientated, weird. Well she can go to hell, she has an evil dog and blonde hair now. I have a problem with that (My mum pointed out that she does too) See, majority wins. Bah. I finally got around to watching Paranoid the other day (Yeah, I have only had it sitting ontop of my computer for 2 months) and I have only one thing to say. That shit is fucked up. Jess shouldnt have been 17 when she did this movie. Ohh no! It would have to be the 43rd most crap movie ever made. Did I mention the ping pong balls? Ergh, creepy. Jess did have a good line though which she pulled off well (what a suprise) -- "Of course he's a fucking weird guy! He's kept me trapped down here for two fucking days!!!" Whoa, nice set of lungs you got there. This Honey crap is annoying the hell out of me, Jess has been on and is going on about 20 shows in a space of 2 weeks leading up to the movies release on Friday. I can't keep up with them all and because only 1.7% of her appearences are shown on Aussie telly I have to download them all and of course no-one wants to put them on the internet, gah. The Letterman one was funny though, she admitted to being drunk during filming of a scene in Honey, hopefully it will make her acting/dancing better, hah what wishful thinking. You can get lil clips of the movie here then laugh at the fact they cut out her saying "ass" and her stupid ziggity ziggy pow werd homie hip hop street tri-hard accent, I think we got enough of an accent in Sleeping Dictionary thankyou very much. Arghh the dread of this movies release is depressing me. Listening to: N.E.R.D - Lapdance Reading: Torn Between - Chapter 1 Currently: Downloading on DC++ I'm not really in the blogging mood but I have been ordered by Nick to update this thing, I have also been ordered to call myself a "silly poo poo head". Yes, Nick ordered that too, who else would tell me to do such a weird ass thing?! Disturbing little boy. Eeeee! Last week of school! Yay! [insert excitment here] Not sure what I am gonna do after school though, mum is busting my chops which is making me twitch. Everyone is pissing me off cos they are all excited about schoolies, just like the formal it's all I ever hear about. I couldn't give a shit how much they are gonna drink themselves into a stupor, how many times they are going to screw their boyfriends on the couch or how much weed they are gonna smoke. I just hope someone gets stabbed so I will atleast have some sort of entertainment. Ohh speaking of entertainment, we had some streakers run through the school on Monday. Three guys from my grade, I didn't get to see them very well, I had my back to them until I saw Jaime's face. Funny thing is they got expelled and they aint allowed to go to graduation. No big dealio though, they are morons and they smell. I give them credit for having the guts to do it though. I was wrapped with my English results for my identity profile. It was a little embarassing though because Mrs Sherrin loved mine so much. She said I was the biggest character and reading mine was 'refreshing'. Of course she just had to show the picture of me and Alexi to the whole class and my whole book to the Grade 9 class too. God, I could have died from embarassment. She is probably one of the most inspirational people I have ever met and it's gonna be hard saying goodbye to her. I nearly started crying class when she started talking about it. I'm afraid I am gonna be an emotional mess by the end of the week. Beware. I found the most gross, feral, disgusting, disturbing, freakish, weirdiness, spatualismness fanfiction site on the internet the other day. It's like porn it is so...discriptive. I am no stranger to NC-17 rated stuff but the stuff I have stumbled across is just...erk. Freaks me out that it is even in my history. I thought my life was sad reading stuff like that but writing it. God, no that's crossing a line from human to animal. I think I will stick to fanfiction.net thankyou very much. Reading the other stuff makes me feel like a bohemian, hedonistic, sex craving male. :o) Honey gets released in 19 days, frook. They updated the site and it looks pretty good for a movie that will suck. Jess has so many things on this week; Live in Hollywood, Jimmy Kimmel Live, TeenNick, American Music Awards. That's not mentioning the 6 magazines she has been in and the 3 shows she has already been on in the past week. Hrm, she is turning into a publicity slut. How many types of slut can she be?! I'm sure she is running out of possibilities. Oh, jma.org also reckons that her and Michael are back together which I wanna believe but it's getting old and really, I don't care anymore. Her new blonde hairdo is horrible, they are starting to film that stupid 'Into the Blue' crap so it has to be bleached. It reminds me of her Loreal days with the red hair *shudders* Listening to: Edward Elgar - Serenade For Strings in E Minor, Op.20 Reading: Masquerade - Chapter 19 Currently: Downloading MadTv Ep Well since I last posted alot happened in my life but I doubt you wanna hear it all, plus what seems exciting to me might seem incredibly insignificant to you so bleh. Well first thing, I got a speeding ticket on Monday night. Poo. Stupid unmarked cop car, she followed me for about 3km and in that time I broke 5 seperate laws (heh oops), she pulled me over when I was doing 80 in a 60 zone and I got booked $150 and 3 points. She should have taken my licence off me, but because I was a) Female b) Motorbike rider and c) So young she held herself back from being evil and was super nice. Funny thing is she is my riding partner's (Brett) personal friend and I was supposed to go for a ride with her like a month ago but she couldn't because her dad was sick! She had a little chat to Brett and now she is going to keep an eye on me! How is that for a small world? Not impressed. :o( I only have 3 weeks of school left so I suppose I better get my ass into gear and figure out what Im gonna do next year, any idea's? Cos I don't have a freakin clue. Mum is all hell bent on selling the house and all the animals and moving to [insert groans here] Gin Gin, oh god. Hopefully she will kick my father out before then because he is giving me the shits so badly. I told him to fuck off and grow up the other day. I just blurted it out while I was in one of my rages, he didn't know what to say, poor uneducated moron. Mum reckons she is gonna sell Rusty and Fritzie even though she promised me we will keep Rusty until he died (He's 28 now, you do the math) there is no way she is gonna get rid of my Fritzinkoosh, I will snap and kill. I must admit, the Sunshine Coast is getting crazy, I hate the city and thats what this area is becoming and really, well I don't like it. There is a residential estate going in about 2km from me and that is way too close for my comfort. I can't stand those little rich faggs who come from the city and build their posh houses here, I wish they would go back to their own little shithole instead of making here an ugly mess. Bah. [/end of hysterical rage] In Jess news I have alot of crap to report considering what a busy little lady she has been lately. I suppose this is for some unknown reason considering she is usually a lazy shit. First up is Jess's Cameo in the Music Video for "Im Good" by Blaque which is off the Honey Soundtrack - You can find it here. Atleast I have something funny (not like that music video wasn't) a short clip of Jess on MadTV which will air on November 2nd (I have to sit up and tape it now dammit!) she plays Jessica Simpson, go figure. During the Chicken vs. Tuna thing it's almost like she isn't acting its so true to her personality, haha expecially the biting of the can "It doesn't taste like chicken!" Poor Jess, she doesn't mean to come across so ditzy it just...happens. Heh, this made me wanna have a money factory; Max's leather jacket here, You have no idea how many people I would kill to own that thing and considering how much the bidding is up to now it seems that I may have too *shrugs*. I notcied when I was going through the new batch of Honey pictures here that in some of the pictures eg. + | + that Jess still has her engagement ring on, wah. I wonder what happened to that thing *ponders* it was one bad ass ring if I can recall, boo. Oh and even though I thought Fox had disowned Dark Angel (They are scared of the fans and our horrible letters/death threats/suicide attempts) it appears they have not. Due to the recent release of the Season 2 DVD's in America the smell of cold hard merchandising cash made them make two dodgy websites, I was impressed (Considering the official one has been closed down) *cheesy smile of thanks* Scoot off to S1 or S2. Here is some laughing material, I love collecting these things; Clickity Click. Oh noooo our children! Bad Tv, Bad! Listening to: The Meadow - (Hed) P.E Reading: Reverse - Chapter 6 Currently: Biting my finger I convinced myself that I actually had something intresting to blog about but apparently I do not. Bugger. Oh well, I just got back from a little ride up over Ilkley, the bike was going really well today for some weird reason, anyways I went around a right hander corner at about 80 clicks and scraped the footpegs! Eeee! Of course it scared the giddy shit out me when I did it because the bike jerked a little bit but its all good. I watched a little bit of the Moto GP today but I was over at Jaime's so I couldn't really apply myself to sit there mindlessly. Anyways, there weren't enough crashes nor footage of Casey Stoner to keep my attention for such a long time. When I got home I sorta well, bummed around. Talked to Liam and Jodie had a brief chat to myself, you know, the usual. I even took a picture of my 'work' area and my DVD stack then labelled them and put them in the "About Me" part of the site. Now you guys can see where I spend 97% of my life in this. Isn't it charming (I even cleaned it up, ooo). About 7.82 minutes after taking that picture my toy Max fell off her little DVD perch and found herself lodged in a fatal postition underneath my chair's wheel. Hrm, it was all good though, her leg is just a little bit frooked up and she's a little bit more squished but that was great I figured, now she really looks like Season 2 Jessica Alba -- A skinny little pretzel with slutty clothes and crap hair. I should become a toy maker, her ass was nowhere near to scale and my toy would have had curly hair dammit. *sigh* Nick demanded to have a relation to himself in my latest blog so he could be a celebrity, of course he told me I talked like the green dinosaur gecko thing from the land before time so I don't even know why I am giving him the privalige of being on MY site! I think Jodie also asked for a plug-in on my blog so there ya go Jodes, you're a celebrity now. Since this seems to be the 'name-a-friend' part of my blog I may as well bring up the conversation me and Jaime had the other night. You can find it here. Please be advised that I was in a weird mood that night and obviously Jaime was too. If you really wanna be freaked out then I could show you the conversations me and Dene used to have. *ponders* Ok, maybe in the future when my mental health has been analysed, they are just too weird for the internet. I had the craziest dream the other night. I mean like even more weird than my Paranoid DVD chasing dream. It was Jaime, Erin, Craig and me at the cinema's (We had to trek across a antartic tundra to get there and don't ask me why Craig and Erin where there) we where gonna see the first screening of 'Honey'. Me and Jaime of course talked the whole way through the movie paying Jess out in every possible way and form we could (That requires alot of talking considering how much paying out we Listening to: Toto - Africa Reading: Masquerade - Chapter 15 Currently: Talking to Nick, haha. Ok. My ass hurts. My head hurts. My legs, back, arms, hands but seriously my ass hurts the most. Yeah...ouch. Just got back from an 8 hour ride over the top of the range, I went by myself as per usual because no-one else I know rides bikes *cough*pussies*cough* and well I didn't have a break so I am feeling the pain, maybe that wasn't such a good idea, hrm. Good news, I set a new speed record on my bike; 162km/h on the straight stretch coming out of Peachester, she was about to blow up and I had the throttle turned completly so I guess thats as fast as my little Alexi goes *sigh* Doesn't make me feel any better when an R1 went zooming past be a little further up casually going 130km/h, bah stupid 1000cc *twiddles fingers* I don't want a bike that powerful...err *goes green* Awww Crap *sighs*. Eeeeeee! Atleast I have something to ease my pain and jealousy (Jealousy?! Never! Backspace, backspace!) Oh christ and not like that you sicko, god. *drum rolls* DA S2 Bloopers! Yay! *Everyone cringes* A short little preview of the gag reel, it's not much but atleast we get a sneek little weenie tiny peek at them before the DVD's are released (and I have to import them, bah). You can watch it in streaming format here or download it here. I really love it when DVD reviewers decide to leak things to the internet; it seriously warms my heart. :o) Back to school tommorrow and so the vicious stressful cycle begins all over again, I don't like cycles and I mean every kind. They suck. Oh, I went to Rebeccy's wedding yesterday, that was kinda sorta little bit exciting, I have never been to a wedding before and it was intresting for like the first 3.23 minutes but that soon fizzled away into some serious boredism. It was Alicia, Kacee and me just sitting there sighing and mumbling to ourselves, Alicia was wearing a stick on bra and it was itching her so she kept on fiddling with her boobs the whole time, I had some gross ass seedy gum in my mouth so I was contemplating what the churchy folks would think about me sticking it up under the seat. I then suggested I stick it in one of the bible's laying next to me. Kacee wasn't amused. Listening to: So Far Away - Staind Reading: Die Asha, Diiiiiie! Currently: Talking To Jodie Im a little bit on the stressed side after first week back from the holidays; I had an english oral on Tuesday, Work Placement at Palmwoods Kindergarten on Wednesday with screaming, peeing, whinging 4 year olds, Dreamworld on Thursday (Which I didn't go on because I got uhh...um sick) and then to top my week off Kacee was away from school with the chicken pox all week so I was alone in Rural Prac; not such a coolies thing when everyone else in your class are retarded morons that I dislike a seriously large amount. I was then surrounded my 'cool' people on the train on Tuesday which didn't move my furniture a great deal, somedays I really wish I could turn physcopathic serial killer and rid the world of all these evil people. Atleast I had something good happen today, I stumbled across this which put a smile on my face for a short amount of time but now I am in a frantic search to find a better copy of it, Argh the wrath continues. I also came across a new show on FOX (Thanks Tina!) called 'Tru Calling', I scooted over to the message board and had a good laugh at all the Dark Angel fans going rank about how this show will be cancelled after 2 weeks or so because it has been put in [quote] Death via Dark Angel Slot [/quote]. I downloaded the first episode and watched it; didn't look all that bad to me apart from those little intervals of frantic running she seems to participate in, whats up with that?! I think they will find it hard to branch off with new, intresting storylines after the pilot, it was intresting but sadly I think it will turn belly up quickly considering how fucked up the wanks at FOX are. I still havent watched 'Paranoid' but seriously thats just because Im a lazy little turd. So much for my new splash screen, I just havent found the time or the motivation to whip something together, everything a make is made my accident anyway so I better just wait for inspiration to bite me in the ass. I downloaded GTA: Vice City so that's probably where all my time has gone, killing people is just too much damn fun to pass up, plus the radio stations are so entertaining you just can't stand to get out of them car to punch someone out otherwise you might miss one of the DJ's funny retorts ("Seriously, if women ruled the world, we'd nuke a country every 28 days") They have no idea how far from the truth they are... Listening to: Mad World - Michael Andrews Reading: I Wish I Could Hate You - Default Chapter Currently: Uploading torrents Well I finally got around to watching "The Sleeping Dictionary" and I was suprised how good it really was; definitely should have had a cinema release. I spent the whole movie tilting my head to the side trying to get over Jess's weird ass accent not to mention those damned sex scenes. The "and Jesus brought a casserole" inspired thrusting disturbed me a tad, It was almost like a Fanfiction except without the green jello, soap on a rope and various vaccum attatchments; instead you get sturdy walls, dripping water and green lizards, how boring. I never realised how hot Hugh Dancy was until I saw this movie, he really should get more recognition for his good looks err...acting skills, yeah umm acting skills. This is probably Jess's best movie; All she does is stand there and look pretty but she does such a good job at it, oh she even gets to say 'Fuck' and punch 3 people, yay! Bad thing about this movie; As if a baby with a mother like Jess would be this ugly! Be realistic geez, medium ugly maybe but not really ugly *rolls eyes*. I still have to watch "Paranoid" but after such a good movie I don't think I wan't to spoil my day with a crap one. I have set up an ftp server so everyone can download files from me seems how I have had a few requests for videos on my computer but I don't have the webspace to host them. You can access the ftp by copying and pasting ftp://202.52.34.158 into your browser; if I am online the contents of My Documents will be to your disposal. You can also use a program like cuteftp or coffeecup -- this will make uploading files much more easy. I'm sorry about the mess of all my crap it's just I download alot and I never clean it up so everything is just randomly scattered. I have been busy trying to do my english assignment and I mean emphasis on trying. I just found an episode of 'The Secret World of Alex Mack' at suprnova.org and it's one of the episodes Jess was in; her acting sucks enough now, I can't wait to see how bad it is when she was 13, oh well she plays the bitch that beats Alex Mack up so atleast she won't have to act too hard. I'm hoping to make a new splash screen by the end of the week, I have no idea what the theme will be but rest assured (everyone groans) it will be Jess or Dark Angel inspired. Back to school on Monday *groans* stupid school and its stupidness, Atleast Im out of that shithole in under 6 weeks so I will have more time to erm...bum around. Great. Listening to: Sleepy Jean - Monkees Reading: Too Beautiful For Words - Chapter 8 Currently: Ripping Sleeping Dictionary Well I only just got off the phone from talking to Jaime, I worry about that girl sometimes, she ate way tooooo much sugar and was on a physcopathic glucose babbling high. She rang me up because someone off Dark Angel was on another TV Show (This is the 4th time she has done this!). This time the guy who played White was on Stargate, I had seen the ad earlier and had already freaked my mum out by yelling "THATS WHITE!!!! OHHH LOOK HOW HOT HE IS!" At the top of my voice, of course mum slowly backed away and ran for her life. That simple little convo turned into an hour long conversation of laughter about Julia Synott's last name (Jaime burts out laughing), How Jodie calls Jessica 'Jess' and the fact that this is the ultimate injustice because only people that really know Jess can call Jess, Jess. We ignored the fact that we don't know Jess really anyway but we have been fans for ages so we probably know her better than she knows herself. I had to laugh (ok, snort) when Jaime told me she was gonna use Logan's speech from Art Attack as her speech at her sisters wedding, Of course if Jaime frooks it up she won't have Max to come to the rescue. Of course in the unlikely event that Max did come to save her Jaime would probably skip up to her knock her out with a mean right hook, kick her in the head, strip her down, throw her in a trashcan and run off with that kickass dress of hers. Heh, as much as I love Jess, Nothing beats that dress!!! I did a little bit on this site this arvo. I added a tag board so for christs sake please sign it. I added some clique's and did a little bit of color editing too. I was gonna make some link pictures but I got carried away with eating chocolate so I lost my inspiration. I downloaded 'Finding Nemo' the other night. You know I dunno what the big hype is; it didn't seem all that great to me but then again look at the movie's and TV Shows I like to watch, I'm just whacked. On a movie note, I get Jess's movies "Paranoid" and "The Sleeping Dictionary" sometime this week, yay! I am going to ignore the fact that they are both heavily R Rated so I'm gonna have to make sure my mum aint around when I watch them or she might think I'm even more weird than what she already thinks I am. (Thats shit scary weird dude) Oh look, the little freaks over at Universal Pictures have decided to re-do the honey website, Oh shit guys! The movie comes out in 2 months, better get our lazy asses into gear and make the site actually look respectful! Hey, why don't we put the worst freakin picture of Jess there to push decent people away, lure in the 13 year old hormone ridden sex ferals and make the movie look even more retarted than we have already made it out to be! Excellent Idea! Yeah, I thought so too. Have your shits and giggle's at the new Honey site which is also the PROMOTIONAL POSTER (Yes, even though I yelled that at you did you hear me clearly?) for the movie here. Don't forget to say a quiet prayer for Jess's future film career (what's left of it) while you are there, thankyou. AHHHH FROOK!!!!! Listening to: Epiphany - Staind Reading: Masquerade - Chapter 1 Currently: At The ZZR Forums Argh someone kill me. My head hurts and my feet are dead from sitting on them. I just finished watching Alias, the sexual tension on that show sucks; fark why don't they just get it on already. *rolls eyes* Reminds me a little bit too much like another show I won't mention but I'm sure you have guessed what it is already *nods*. My head hurts from trying to do Jaime's legal assignment, it was on Genetic Engineering so atleast it was intresting but making new pages from html really sucks. I nearly hit a possum on Alexi last night doing about 130km/h around a corner up on Ilkley, stupid possum and its stupidness. If I hit it at that speed and the lean I had on the tires I would have been a nice pile of mush. Why wasn't the possum going at 130km/h?! That means it would be going the same speed as me and the possability of hitting it would have been tiny but of course possums only go at 1.75km/h and they always seem to fuck around in the middle of roads! Bah! Because of THIS stupid but halarious story by SK I haven't been able to get that stupid Loreal commercial out of my head and because I have watched it so many times I know it off by heart thus I can recite the whole damn thing including the voice overs, ARGHH! For a whole week this crap has been running through my mind, nowonder Im crazy! I could always have the 'Fresh Vive' one stuck there -- "Goin out tonight, with that hair you washed this morning? NO PROBLEM!" Argh I better shut-up before I implode. "Don't give me color that falls flat, give me color so multi-faceted...it shimmers. Give me Feria by Loreal, the multi-faceted haircolor that shimmers from every angle! (Feria's pure color undiluted -- with two times the highlights!) For vibrant shimmering color...I can see! Color that kicks into gear! (Plus, Super hydrating conditioners) So it won't wreck or ravage my hair! Give me multi-faceted shimmering haircolor. Give me Feria, by Loreal Paris. BECAUSE WE'RE WORTH IT!" Aside from death trap possums and horrible Jess Commercials I have not much else to report. A bit of Jess news such as this dribbling shit: Jessica Alba is joining Paul Walker to play the female lead in 'Into the Blue', the MGM/Mandalay Pictures drama that director John Stockwell will shoot in the Cayman Islands and Florida next month. 'Into the Blue' is about a young treasure-hunting couple who come upon a stash of cocaine that puts them in the path of unsavory salvagers. Oh YAY sounds like fucking fun. Christ, can't the girl get her a good agent that atleast gets her reasonable roles. Forget the drug dealers the stupid director will have them smoke the drugs or sniff it or something, what the frook do you do with cocaine? Argh its beyond me...anways the whole movie will be about sexual tension and them screwing in the woods, screwing on the beach, screwing a wild animal, screwing up a tree then having little babies and living happily ever after. I HATE MY LIFE. Im gonna go watch *looks at episodes* Hrm, 'and Jesus Brought A Casserole', have a good cry then go to bed. Leave me alone. Listening to: No Dealz - MC Lyte Reading: Blank - Chapter 3 Currently: Editing the Honey Trailer in Premiere Whoa, Huge ass absence happening there but I get to blame it on my little asshole computer who decided to blow its own network adapter up, bah poopy poo. Well apart from that little hiccup I have had quite intresting thingame's happening in my little weird life. It has come to my recent knowledge that Jess and Michael are back together GRRRR, can't they make up their goddamn *beep* minds those *beep* stupid mother *beep* *beep* morons! Whew. Of course I am over the moon about the whole thing but it's just I was all depressed and moody for a whole month for NOTHING! Damn it, seems Jaime's 'casual sex' retort was more true than she and me expected *shudders* that still freaks me out...but it's funny, which...is all that matters. Yes. God that was halarious at the time but I don't think Miss G was amused. In more Jess orienated news I have a better quality version of the "Honey" Trailer up for download in my media section. It's only 18mb and damned amazing quality -- I love quicktime *big hug*. Also if you where watching Entertainment Tonight on hrm Monday or Tuesday or something, meph one of the two you would have seen Jess at the MTV Video Music Awards. She got best dressed for that hideous leather number she squeezed herself into. Kojo interviewed her and asked "What is your reaction for being crowned best dressed'?" of course in her usual lady like fashion answered with "HOLY SHIT!!!", Ahh the verbal skills of that girl never cease to amaze me. Kojo also asked her about Michael and she answered with (typically Jess) a physical not a verbal response. She gave him one of those 'Private life means PRIVATE' looks crossed with 'You smell funny and you're hairs gay...hangon you are gay' looks, overall I think she freaked the poor guy out which is a good thing because he freaks me out! I have so much to catch up on since my 5 day absence, you have no idea how boring life is without the internet, it's like hell on earth. Did anyone watch the "Anna Frank" story the other night? Anyone? No? *sigh* You guys all suck, well if you haven't seen it then you should beause well...it was good. I really really really don't like the Germans after seeing that so if you are German nothing personal but I don't really like you. On another matter, the guy who fixed my computer was damned cute but he was looking at me funny -- that might have something to do with the 7.56kg of mascara Jodie and Kacee put on me in Biology, Geez once they had the oppourtunity there is no stopping them, they are like rabid dogs... Listening to: So Far Away - Staind Reading: Less Than Human: Screw The Lie - Chapter 10 Currently: Downloading LP Music Videos Arghh new layout. This one will [hopefully] work better in 800x600 even though it's at it's tip-top best at 1028x768 -- so change your screen res you knobs. The new header is pretty nice if I do say so myself, I got ahold of preset brushes and well, I got a little carried away. Me re-doing the entire site is what resulted from it. Version 2.0 brings [another] Dark Angel layout. Inspiration came from that magnificant shot in the Pilot of Max on the Space needle. My version name come's from her dialogue in that scene. For a good laugh go check out the trailer for Jess's new movie 'Honey'. The video is streaming so no downloading is required you can take a peak and pee your pants laughing here. I have to say, that is the freakin funniest thing I have ever seen in my life! Poor Jess, that movie is gonna FLOP! On a video note I have added a multimedia section to my site so you can download some of my videos and to make requests easy to find. I will be adding more video's when I get the space to host them. For the time being there is alot of Dark Angel/Jessica Alba stuff and oddities, enjoy. Listening to: Nirvana Blue - Hooverphonic Reading: Too Beautiful For Words - Chapter 7 Currently: Talking to Jodie Well first thing is first -- here is Niki Harris - The One MP3 for Lisa (Right click then "Save As"). You have no idea how many requests I get for the Dark Angel Soundtrack from my other gay website *quarkz shudders*. I decided to be nice this time and actually put it up for download. That song is from the fan-diddly-tastic episode "She Aint Heavy", one of the few decent episodes of Season 2. Anyone else who wants anymore of the songs or the whole soundtrack just give me a yell and then I'll probably put up a whole section of it -- It seems that in America it has been taken off the shelves, Pffft you guys are lucky, it never even got on our shelves I had to import it *silently fumes and stamps foot*. I found this ZX-6R commercial and loved it too much I just had to put it up for download, get it here. Well I have Listening to: I Shall Believe - Sheryl Crow (From Alias last night, lol) Reading: A Goddess - Chapter 3 Currently: Going to have a shower for work It has been a pretty boring week, I few little exciting blodges of entertainment but not enough to make you cream your pants; Oh the woe's of living in Australia. That gay renovating show on Channel 9 'Backyard Blitz' came to my town and did the house up the road. I even went out the back of the butcher and tried to jump over the fence to get a better peek, Scott said hello to me and the camera swiveled my way but I don't think they where recording, I was in my school uniform too so a good plug-in for Nambour. *sigh* another superstar TV personality oppourtunity, gone. I have my Formal coming up soon, Mumsi and me went down to Brisbane yesterday and we finally found a dress, Now I'm a mind boggle trying to figure out make-up, shoes and hair problems -- Blue Lady give me strength. As you can see I have a new banner because well...I deleted the last one *smacks head against desk* GAH! I managed to upload over the top of it and save another picture over the top of the orginal on my hard-drive, what kinda of a fucking idiot would do that?! Hrm...Me I guess *shrugs*. Miserable Max became the topic of my banner creation, I was listening to "Sadly Beautiful" by Jess Riddle and it kinda snowballed from there. Totally off the topic; If you have time, take a gander at Firmaments story "Not Heat" Oh my, What an amazing story! It's written by a male so you can kinda imagine the well...gore that is involved. I loved it. Guys write the best fanfictions! Esp. NC-17 ones! ;o) Listening to: I Must Be Dreaming - Evanescence Reading: Extra Ordinary I - Chapter 15 Currently: My Wuthering Heights Assignment, Boo! Hrm...What did I do today *dingding* Oh that's right, nothing. Well actually that isn't true, I did quite a bit on this site, well it doesn't look like I have done much but it's the underground stuff I did that makes it so special! I made an MP3 of that song from Dark Angel I have been looking for for 2 years now. Download it here. Note #1: Those Australian DVD's suck at getting ripped compared to the American one's! Note #2: Yes, People are having sex in the background so please don't worry, I am not making amatuer porn. I read an article in hmmm US Today or something that had one of Jess's comments at the Teen Choice Awards; "It's true" she frowned but declined to elaborate. Hmmm....bitch! I also heard from an inside source (Yes, I am so special I get an inside source!) that it was Jess's dad that made them break up; Because he's a fat churchy fagg he felt uncomfortable with that fact that his 22 year old daughter was about to marry a man 13 years older than her, Come on! Give them a break, they have been dating since she was 18 and have been engaged for 2 years -- Now you put a stop on it?! Pffft I will never get these Christian types. Bah Mexican bastard. Okies, time for happy notes! I got my new Video Card; Radeon 9200 128mb DDR Atlantis. I am back on eBay but with a new username; Quarkzinator. I get my Alexi back next week; I have missed her soooo much! Okies, end happy notes, I am happied out. Listening to: I Will Remember You - Sarah Mclachlan Reading: What I have to Do - Chapter 1 Currently: Uploading Items to eBay, yay Not much to report, my boring little life as it seems has gotten even more boring. I am writing this in Tourism because well I have nothing better to do. The school has blocked fanfiction.net which didn't make me very giddy, they also blocked various other sites which I had relations to but I don't use them very often, this school can be so anal somtimes; eg. Fanfiction.net was blocked for Violence and lostpenguin.net was blocked for pornography WTF?!?! On another matter not un-related ("That new hot water heater is un-operational due to rats eating up our building...") Heh, sorry I went off on one of my Dark Angel tangents, no it's not to do with rats eating up my building, actually it's to do with nothing...hmm. It seems that when I put my life into words I come up with useless drabble, go figure. Oh well, Weird fact #1: I had a dream about Andrew and me last night. #2: We ate steak at Palmwoods Butchery. #3: I can't stop listening to Tara Maclean. #4: My dad's a fuckface. #5: Michael Weatherly has ugly feet and fingers. Thanks to WaDDo for helping me out with that freakin pooie link fader! :o) Listening to: If I Fall - Tara Maclean Reading: Maroochy Shire History - Tourism Assignment Currently: Dodging Teachers curious glares Well I am pissed off. I didn't know this happening would affect me this badly but really I am in total shock. Jessica and Michael have broken off their engagement and split up. I don't know if this is completly true because you can't really trust the press but my little brain seems to believe it and it has gone into depression mode. If you heard the colorful language that popped out of my mouth when I went to Jessica-Alba.com and read the news you would have never thought it would come from a sensitive 17 year old girl such as myself, but what can I say the news suddenly shattered everything I had to live for, please don't ask me why but thats the way it seemed! God damn it, I am so pissed off at those two now I don't know if I will ever be able to watch DA again. They where together for nearly 3 years so I suppose thats pretty good. That's just wrecked me, it's this kinda stuff that turns people into serial killers (Cancelling their favourite TV Shows tend to do that too). I just remembered that old website that got closed down after like 3 months of being up -- www.stopjessicaalbaswedding.com. Hahaha, now that site gave me a laugh; Michael getting smashed against the wall varooming in Logan's wheelchair then getting run over by a bus driven by hormone ridden 14 year old boys, Mwhaha. I guess the webmasters of that site suceeded. Must have been an inside job, maybe it was Jess's dog, Sid. I never really liked her dog, it's always been too...fat. *ponders* I think I'm going kooky. Michael: Like it's the first time you've been handcuffed to a bed. Jess: Oh god -- you're the worst. Michael: (mocking tone) Ehhhh you're the worst. *sigh* Ahhh such good memories. Listening to: Neptunes Jewels - Mystic Reading: The Air That I Breathe - Chapter 15 Currently: Uploading Quotes Honey's release date has been moved forward to November 23rd 2003 (Grrrr!!!), Jess's role is a definate for the new movie "A Beautiful Killer". There is also rumour of her playing the lead role in James Camerons new movie "Fathom" and then there is also the little rumour of her doing the "Revelations" trilogy (which will be filmed in Oz, yay!) Phew, we also can't forget those other rumours of her doing a movie called "The Wedding", Why doesnt she hurry the frook up and marry Michael?!?! How's that for a god damn good plot, Gah! This girl needs to slow down before her head pops off, if her's doesn't then mine will. I am secretly hoping she gets pregnant, heh that would end any 22 year olds movie career, I mean it's not going to happen but one can dream can't they? I am going for my motorbike license tommorrow because yes it is my freakin birthday, bah. Hopefully I will get my Alexi back soon, I feel so sorry for her sitting down at the motorbike dealers all alone and out in the weather, my poor baby. Fanfiction.net has been down since 3pm yesterday afternoon and I am going stir crazy without Peking Noodle's daily update, I'm gonna knaw my leg off if that frooking site doesn't get their server problems under control. Listening to: Listen to the Rain - Evanescence Reading: Jessica-Alba.com Updates (I'm mentioned haha) Currently: Finding Quotes for the Quotes section Lot's of the site done today; changed the layout, added graphics, bookmark/cursor dhtml, more text. I'm quite pleased about how the site is coming together seems how its my first pure html attempt, I still haven't got that link fader to work though! Not much news today; I found out the release date for Jess's new movie 'Honey' - February 6th 2004. I suppose I can wait that long, thats if it even gets to Australia. Anyways the trailer looks awesome! I had to laugh when I saw Jess dancing, that is just so different than what I'm used to but looks really good and sounds like it has a pretty decent soundtrack. Go ---> here for a gander. You can download the trailer at J-A.com which is in my linkies section. Listening to: Tonight and the rest of my Life - Nina Gordon Reading: Dark Lights - Chapter 8 Currently: Looking for new DHTML's to steal I actually got the whole layout of the new site done today. I have moved from Xanga because I realised how constricting they are with Free members, I mean you can't even customize your pages layout. So to help that problem I made this new site from scratch in Notepad, excluding the DHTML scripts I stole from dynamicdrive.com and a little bit of source code I nicked from another member (shush!) it's pure me. Im having serious hassles with the fading text script (it was working! damnit!) but now of course it isn't, I have a feeling I am gonna have to re-write the head of my page, bah. Well seems how I did only that and went to work for 2 hours I didn't get much done so not a hell of alot to report. *sigh* CoBy got a new 120gig hard-drive which made me quite jealous and he sure had fun rubbing it in, little prat. Jaime's hard-drive is still blown to bits so she has to use a computer with a 1gig hard-drive, remember boo 1 page at a time  . Jodie told me her aspirations to buy me a screwdriver for my birthday, my sister yelled at me for eating her
popcorn and my dog farted.
Weeee.Listening to: Somewhere in Between - Lifehouse Reading: Sunset, Starlight - Default Chapter Currently: Talking to Andrew and Listening to him brag about his 190gig (of porn I say but he denies it completly) dooda, dooda. Sorry I havent done an entry in soooo long; my mum banned me from the computer! Bah! Bad news too on Tuesday last week I crashed my beautiful baby Alexi! Wah! We thought she was gonna be a write-off but the insurance man was so nice he wasn't that evil so they are gonna patch her up! I did a nice $7700 damage, whew that will teach me not to go over the white line! Before you ask (I know you were thinking it...right?) I am o.k. I have to go get X-rays done on my back because I am in alot of pain right now but apart from that I just got really badly skinned knee's (couldn't walk for a few days) and a nice blue elbow, Thats what sliding 45 metres on bitumen does to ya. Listening to: Joe feat. Mystical - Stutter Reading: I Don't Want To Be Lonely - Chapter 2 Currently: Going through Northern Stars favourite stories. Another day, another chapter in my boring life. Nothing exciting happened today. Jaime's Hard-drive blew up (heh), I made a wallpaper. I also went through my Dark Angel clippings; whew now theres a battle and a half, Trying to sort through German clippings, I was sitting there pondering for an hour which side was the top of the page, good thing I got through that mental battle. I have so many clippings now I don't know what to do with them; 1.3kg and counting! I went for a long motorbike ride and zoomed past pedestrians at 155km/h, good fun. I am now currently writing in this thing and that was all my day consisted off. I saw "The green mile" last night, oh my blue lady what a horribly amazing movie! I don't think I have ever cried so much in my life. Too bad for me the thing finished at 1:15am and I had to walk down the hallway in scrap material, bare feet and in 10 degree cold, to add to the badism of the night I got freaked out by the movie and had to sleep the whole night with my light on. I am such a wuss sometimes. Listening To: Ra - Do you call my name Reading: New Horizons - Chapter 11 Currently: Ripping the American Dark Angel S1 DVD's Bloopers Well its officially the holidays......erm........yay? Im bored out of my mind, I just spent the first 2 days working. I think the only productive thing I will do all holidays is reach my goal of watching Dark Angel 678 times, Season 1 of course, Season 2 makes me depressed although I do like the last scence in Hello/Goodbye; I just love the way Max blows Logan's drunken ass off; "I can't, it's over, we're done, get used to it" *slow motion emotional walk* Awww so touching yet so cliche'. Heha can't miss laughing at Max's face when she does her little blubber to Alec, "I killed him, Then I just left his body there for them to take away!!!! *scrunched up face* Wahhh! *snot* Ahahwaaabaamaaa!" Ohh poor Maxie, too bad for you, I better re-wind that and watch it again. *snickers*  Listening To: Deliver Me by Sarah Brightman Reading: Doppleganger - Chapter 8 Currently: Watching that scene! |
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