Meandering Handclap Rhymes

She went upstairs
To take a bath
But she made a mistake
And she took her math
She went downstairs
To bake a pie
But the made a mistake
And she baked a fly
She went to the kitchen
To drink some juice
But she made a mistake
And she drank a moose
She went upstairs
To make her bed
But she made a mistake
And she made her head

She went to fair
For fifteen cents
To see the elephants
Jump the fence
They jumped so high
They touched the sky
And they never came back
Till the Fourth of July.

Miss Suzy had a baby
His name was Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't go down his throat.

Una dosie crazy
Ene mamaane dosie
Sitting at the door
There was a lady knocking at the door
Say laa, la la la la la.
Take a piece, take a plum
Take a piece of bubble gum.
I like coffee, I like tea
I like my friends and my friends like me
Yes? No? Maybe so.
Yes? No? Maybe so.

Oranges and lemons
Sold for a penny
All the schoolgirls are so many
The grass is green
And the rose is red
Remember me when I'm
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!

Miss Sue! Miss Sue!
Miss Sue from Alabama
Let's make a movie
Shake-a-boom, Shake-a-boom,
Shake-a-boom boom boom
Hey (name)!
Someone's calling my name
Hey (name)!
Someone's playing my game
Hey (name), someone wants you on the telephone
If it's not my boyfriend
Tell em I'm not home
Sitting at the table, drinking my whisky
Listening to the clock go
Tick tock tick tock
POW!

Miss Suzy had a tugboat
The tugboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
And the tugboat went to
Hello Operator, please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me I will chop off your
Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it and she broke her little
Ask me no more questions,
Please tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow
Bees are in the park
The boys and girls are kissing
In the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k
Dark, dark, dark
We went to see a play
The play is a show
The show is almost over
And that is all I know, know, know

ABCDEFG
G se nikla Ghandiji
Ghandiji se nikla Nehru
Nehru se nikla peru
Peru se nikla kaakadi
Bhaiyya ki shendi vaakdi!

….
He bought me candy
And he bought me cake
He brought me home with a bellyache
….

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