Hey, this my website. I am a professional amateur, much like PROAM, but with less flagrant lying. Ummm, I know nothing about managing a site, sooo, I guess inundate my guestbook with suggestions and I will inevitabely ignore them and write another lengthy and angst-ridden essay. Hahaha, I'm a total reject. . .

OOOOhhh, Updates in my World, although you're probably aware of them already. . .Dammit

Everything and a little in excess of what you wanted to know about ~ME~

More good-humored ribbing on myself, at my expense. . .

The Converse Controversy that plagues Keeley and makes her wake up in a cold sweat...(If she can even get to sleep)

Keeley's List of the Most Influential Men in History

"...and while meaness is a function of the insensitive, grumpiness is merely a function of the dissatisfied."

-Can o' Beans

Sign Guestbook View Guestbook