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IT'S OVER!
Un-FL'S 2003 SEASON COMES TO AN
END AS THE
JACKSONVILLE JESTERS TAKE THE
CROWN
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Offensive
Player O' the Week
Ruby
Rhod, QB, Jacksonville |
Defensive
Player O' the Week
Irwin
Fletcher, LB, Jacksonville |
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Shot
O' the Week
Riverview's
Angry Princess and Tyler Durden
make
Jester WR Buddy hurt, but Lee keeps his stubby
little
mitts around the ball for a score
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2003
Un-FL Team & Player Statistics
All-Time
Un-FL Player Statistics
 
2003
Un-FL ALL-Stars
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FIRST TEAM |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
| QB |
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Vern Allyall, Mashers |
DE |
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Mons Pubis, Solid Kicks |
| HB |
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Kazakthor Stanislas, Mashers |
DT |
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Sam Elliott, Hunks |
| FB |
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Vin Diesel, Mustangs |
DE |
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Mojo Risin, Mashers |
| TE |
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Daffy Duck, 3rd Nipples |
LB |
 |
Lady Death, Evil |
| WR |
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John Gotti, Mustangs |
LB |
 |
John Dillinger, Mustangs |
| WR |
 |
Jesus Lizard, Cheesus Crusts |
LB |
 |
Angry Princess, Evil |
| T |
 |
Bruce Lee, Hunks |
LB |
 |
Mendleson Stumpenheimer, Mashers |
| G |
 |
Steve-O, Mustangs |
S |
 |
Tom Hanks, Hail Marys |
| C |
 |
Cthulu, Evil |
S |
 |
Thomas Hooker, Warlords |
| G |
 |
Reynolds, Mashers |
CB |
 |
Lloyd Christmas, Jesters |
| T |
 |
Red M&M, Cheesus Crusts |
CB |
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Geddy Lee, Warlords |
| K |
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Buford T. Justice, 3rd Nipples |
P |
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Mr. Miyagi, Hail Marys |
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SECOND TEAM |
| OFFENSE |
DEFENSE |
| QB |
Ruby Rhod, Jesters |
DE |
Jim Bolden, Mashers |
| HB |
Sean Connery, Hunks |
DT |
Mr. Will, Warlords |
| FB |
Spanky Rumplebuttskin, Cheesus Crusts |
DE |
Big Fat Yeast Roll, Jesters |
| TE |
Rock Hudson, Hunks |
LB |
Mary Kay Ash, Cheesus Crusts |
| WR |
The Rock, Hunks |
LB |
Jesse James, Mustangs |
| WR |
Watto, Jesters |
LB |
Richard Mubley, Mashers |
| T |
Rosemary's Baby, Evil |
LB |
Carl Spackler, Jesters |
| G |
Mel Gibson, Hunks |
S |
Big Daddy Don Garlits, Solid Kicks |
| C |
Incredible Hulk, Jesters |
S |
Chris Rock, Cheesus Crusts |
| G |
Stimpson J. Cat, Jesters |
CB |
Chester Bennington, Mustangs |
| T |
Yellow M&M, Cheesus Crusts |
CB |
Kenny G, Solid Kicks |
| K |
Yahoo Serious, Warlords |
P |
Hop Sing, 3rd Nipples |
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